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Old 01 Mar 2008, 19:17   #1 (permalink)
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Default How to get your wife to play with you

I obviously mean how to get the mrs to play 40k ahem.
Any Ideas lol ?
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 19:30   #2 (permalink)
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Say you'll buy here something if she plays a game with you (using your models) and then buy her a starter battalion ;D
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 19:34   #3 (permalink)
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...Oh, you're talking about 40K...


Tell her no more sexy time until she puts out.
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 19:48   #4 (permalink)
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Good luck. My wife paints my Kroot, but refuses to play. She doesn't want to sink to that level of dorkdom.
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 19:51   #5 (permalink)
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Tell her no more sexy time until she puts out.
Don't you think that your advice could result in a break down of the relationships of unmarried couples?

Or was that intended... :shifty:
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 21:35   #6 (permalink)
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I obviously mean how to get the mrs to play 40k ahem.
Any Ideas lol ?
Simple. You don`t.

Honestly, you should never force your wife into your hobby. You wouldn`t be happy if she wanted you to take an interest in, say, soap operas, handbags, or whatever women do with their time, now, would you?

Just be happy to have a hobby that belongs only to you, uncontested. As long as you have other thignst o do with your wife (geez, I dunno. Sports, movies, going out to have fun...), that`s no problem.

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Old 01 Mar 2008, 21:40   #7 (permalink)
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I obviously mean how to get the mrs to play 40k ahem.
Any Ideas lol ?
Simple. You don`t.

Honestly, you should never force your wife into your hobby. You wouldn`t be happy if she wanted you to take an interest in, say, soap operas, handbags, or whatever women do with their time, now, would you?

Just be happy to have a hobby that belongs only to you, uncontested. As long as you have other thignst o do with your wife (geez, I dunno. Sports, movies, going out to have fun...), that`s no problem.

Cheers,
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it was kinda ment as a joke m8 aka irony
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 22:00   #8 (permalink)
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joke or not, try to find out what race/chapter would appeal to her.

my lady likes space wolves and dark eldar-ish
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 22:02   #9 (permalink)
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I hope to find a girl who likes Dark Eldar >
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Old 01 Mar 2008, 22:04   #10 (permalink)
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look for girls that have a Drow fetish
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