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Old 21 Nov 2009, 14:13   #1 (permalink)
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I noticed this on another forum and was wondering if we could work it in somehow. When the forum has a down time, they post up humorous messages. I thought maybe it would help to ease the withdraw symptoms if we spiced up the downtime screen with some PSA's like:

"The forums will be down until Monday, go outside and visit the real world."
"go put your Mathammer to the test"
"please report any suspicious looking scorpions to the authorities."
"Mechanicus on strike. Cyborgs are people too!"

Anyway, just a thought.
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Old 21 Nov 2009, 17:55   #2 (permalink)
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"FT broke it... Again"

"Maybe now you'll actually get some painting done"

"Forums for the forum god! Websites for the Web!"

"If you have suffered any major withdrawal symptoms during this downtime call 0800-Enclave-S&D"

"Unusually the forum WBB failed after a particularly peverse Wargamer post"
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Old 21 Nov 2009, 18:39   #3 (permalink)
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Only three things are certain; Death, Taxes and system failure. Guess which has occured.
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Old 21 Nov 2009, 22:09   #4 (permalink)
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How about:
Dangerous Danny has won the forum in a card game (again) and is currently "upgrading" it to "Dan Online". Please stand by for subscription charges, nightly card games and plenty of hookers

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