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Old 27 Mar 2009, 01:33   #1 (permalink)
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You advocate the hunting and killing of Sea Kittens for food! I implore all those to made your grievances heard by posting here! To give your support, please go to our website to protest these sea kitten genocide!

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Old 27 Mar 2009, 01:46   #2 (permalink)
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Damn PETA hippies. Where's the tear gas when you need it?
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Old 27 Mar 2009, 03:15   #3 (permalink)
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Oh and just because it's genocide, I suppose that makes it wrong does it? :

It is an established* fact that sea kittens are the number one producers of carbon trioxide; an inert element that decomposes into carbon quadoxide and anti-Oxygen - to date the only known particle of antimatter to have been discovered. While the former only causes sea levels to rise by a rate of 50 centimetres a year, threatening death and destruction on unprecedented global levels, the latter annihilates itself when colliding with any particle of matter, thereby tearing a hole in the fabric of the universe.

Therefore, I say - hunt them all down. They may look sweet and cuddly and charming - but behind all that loveliness is a scheming mind that will be the death of us all!

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I care not.







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Old 27 Mar 2009, 03:24   #5 (permalink)
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If I catch a fish that looks like some sort of mutant mammal/fish cat-like monstrosity, I solemnly promise not to eat it.

I do however promise to bash it's head in with a rock however, if only to bring a merciful release from it's hellish mutated half-existence.
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Old 27 Mar 2009, 03:40   #6 (permalink)
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I am rather surprised yet also perplexed at the fact that there is a serious site about Sea Kittehs. I'm sorry, but I made a tuna sandwich yesterday.
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Old 27 Mar 2009, 04:09   #7 (permalink)
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What The Fish.

Fish the fish.

I love to eat fish.

This thread is irrelevant to everything and anything there ever was.
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Old 27 Mar 2009, 04:10   #8 (permalink)
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Might this be spamming? Just a little?

Oh...and...uh... No more Kitty Genocide!
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Oh and just because it's genocide, I suppose that makes it wrong does it? :

It is an established* fact that sea kittens are the number one producers of carbon trioxide; an inert element that decomposes into carbon quadoxide and anti-Oxygen - to date the only known particle of antimatter to have been discovered. While the former only causes sea levels to rise by a rate of 50 centimetres a year, threatening death and destruction on unprecedented global levels, the latter annihilates itself when colliding with any particle of matter, thereby tearing a hole in the fabric of the universe.

Therefore, I say - hunt them all down. They may look sweet and cuddly and charming - but behind all that loveliness is a scheming mind that will be the death of us all!

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Humans make CO2 as well. So, they're just as guilty! Furthermore, you lot cut down those trees that produced oxygen! But that's not my department...
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Oh and just because it's genocide, I suppose that makes it wrong does it? :

It is an established* fact that sea kittens are the number one producers of carbon trioxide; an inert element that decomposes into carbon quadoxide and anti-Oxygen - to date the only known particle of antimatter to have been discovered. While the former only causes sea levels to rise by a rate of 50 centimetres a year, threatening death and destruction on unprecedented global levels, the latter annihilates itself when colliding with any particle of matter, thereby tearing a hole in the fabric of the universe.

Therefore, I say - hunt them all down. They may look sweet and cuddly and charming - but behind all that loveliness is a scheming mind that will be the death of us all!

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Humans make CO2 as well. So, they're just as guilty! Furthermore, you lot cut down those trees that produced oxygen! But that's not my department...
Sea kitty you dissapoint Ichlor. For that mistake you kicked out of Ichlor's protection.
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