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DATES: 2068.04.01-2068.04.30 2E
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![]() NEWS of the UNION OF HOLY ROSHIAN REPUBLICS 2068.4.23 2E Frederick Pabst-Puchin, Grand Kommissar of the Union of Holy Roshian Republics, has publicly reprimanded Information Kommissar Viktur Chirnov for his failure to deliver the Full Report and Order Of Battle of the Army of the UHRR as promised. This does not bode well for the Kommissar's career. |
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![]() NEWS of the SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF RAGNIIR-KIIV 2068.4.23 2E President Darik Akripher has ordered new propoganda about above news event, and how in all leadership classes in Nordika it is taught that "you PUNISH in PRIVATE, and PRAISE in PUBLIC," and the usual matters of when the UHHR makes some minor slip in a message to remind all Nordikans that they should be thankful of where they live.
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Land of Laania Magazine
People on paper, nation in newsprint. The UHL announced that the next production run of ThBd-44 heavy transport aircraft will be available for the first time for international export. According to a statement from First Winged General Jaress Dughre, the aircraft are "profoundly reliable machines", and thereby "ripe for sale abroad". [hr] Propr Post Daani Deps, International Affairs A reliable source has claimed that the United Holdings are currently seeking trade agreements with two neighboring nations, the Tithe Empire and the state of Hubris. Terms are unclear, but are speculated to include fixed rules on tariffs, and mutual protection of waterways in the event of piratical activity. No official word from the Bureau of Trade has confirmed such a proposal at this time. |
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![]() Sadist Canables Talk to Tihe Empire Diplomats After a spate of brutal murderous killings and kinappings of our brave research scientists and soldiers a form of communication has been establisted with the punk canables of Dun. The rudermetary hand signal langugue with accompinying grunts and feral calls known as Glassgen has been broken into by our brave diplomats seeking talks under the icey surface near the rim. These dank smelly tunnels lit by electical arc, and covered with the filth of centuries is a fortifed realm of death and decay into which Geert Hammon lead diplomat desended to talk with a Warlord leader known Klun the New as Mr. Hammon was shown into a throne room lit in the earrie blue electical light and shown dancers and slaves of his new empire at 'The Gate'. Klun, with his body tatooed with red arcs and maces, with a wild mane of red hair, showed off his martial process in a gladitorail battle before ripping apart the deceased gladiators chest to eat the unfortunates still warm liver. In a diplomatic gesture Mr. Hammon was offered this meal too to which he took part in a move to unite the peoples in peace. With much time talks were establised with Klun eager to explore this new world, with the offer of warbands to strike the Tihe enemies down, in exchange to keep what they kill. Talks are still in progress with a second lord; Kommada Errg who offers to connect his regions to Shreal with a high speed transit network, and a supply of gradite for a fee of knowledge and our healthy dead. It appears apparent that several such warlords exsit under the ice, and only those near the surface have yet to speak with our representatives. The nature of those other warlords is unknown. Also today a film reel depicting one of the early raids was released under some government censor, enclosed under a blue frizzy dome roughtly 30m in diameter a hidious squad of Dun charged a line of our troops. The energy field can clearly be seen to slow projectile fire such that it can be bashed aside as easy as a thrown ball. At about 5m projectile fire is of sufficent speeds to penitrate human flesh, and the first couple of barbarians can be seen to fall under the volley, however inspection during the raid showed that these were seemingly only light flesh wounds as would be inflicted by a weapon such as a throwing knife. They are still capable of wounding Dun slaver-cannibles and it is public advice if under attack in this nature to save shots until extreme close range. As can be seen near the end of the footage, wounded and dead alike on both sides are loaded onto ramshakle treaded bikes and driven off across the snow. We are warning the public that encounters with these people are extremely dangerous and should not be attempted. With time a method of placation or protection for our few men and women in the field will be found. Until then, as always the cities are safe from the weather, and these new subterrianian natives.
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Outlander News
2068.04.12 2E Headlines Today Grand Tech'n Soren Binar announced that trade ministers were seeking to finalise details on an archaeotech export initiative with the Unified Laanic Holdings. Rumours suggest a similar deal is being negotiated with Khaelas'ar, which also allows Khaelas'ar to export a percentage of everything they are sold in return for providing transport. High Marshal Victor L. Masse also confirmed that the UHL were seeking a mutual defense pact for territory bordering both nations. Masse would not confirm or deny any other details, saying it was a matter of security. A week ago a momentous find was made in Vault, and at that time we were unable to report on what, in fact, it was. Now that the veil of secrecy has lifted we can reveal that it was a fragment from a First Era journal, written in what appears to the ancestor language of High Ksali. It is currently unknown whether this might be a simple personal log, or part of a great document. More news as it is released. Local News Anatoly Bane, the reclusive chief Pyromancer of the Wastelanders was purportedly seen in World's End two days ago. It is unknown at this time as to whether this has any relation to the 'lights' seen by certain members of the population, or the suggestion that there may be another expedition across the Great Gap. Speculation and mystery still surrounds the dig project in southern Hubris, and no information has been forthcoming, either from the Wastelanders or the Acadaemia.
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Union News
2068.04.18 Headlines Today talks with the Roshian Republics have resumed again to reopen trade relations, it is hoped that the details around the agreement can be finalised within the coming month. Last week the trade contract with Gorders ended, tomorrow a delegation of traders and diplomats will leave to Gorders in an attempt to secure a new contract. It will only be two weeks before the unveiling of the miliatry's secret project so far all we know is that it is a ship we will follow this story and give you the details as they become known. Local News Today Victor Robertson Admiral of the Third Fleet has personally delivered the military report to the council and he and his intelligence team has been praised for the speed with which the report has been delivered.
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"We regret to inform you that the story regarding the so-called "sadist cannibals" was a complete hoax. The offending journalist has been fired, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Today in sports..."
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"The most relevant and current medical journal on the disc." Following a disturbing report of barbaric and cannibal activity (albeit a report which has now been reported as fake), researchers are studying past cases of widespread cannibalism and it's effects on mental and physical health. [hr] LAANIA'S FIST The PEOPLES milatary NEWS REPORT Laania is STRONG, but her ARMY is weak! WE must MOBILIZE more TROOPS to counter the eminent threat of INVASION by bloodthirsty CANNIBALS! This is every PATRIOT'S duty! [hr] (Excerpt from stenographer's notes on yesterday's Bureau of Defense meeting) Third General Haemis Lu Heiss: 'Not these imbeciles again...' |
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Khaelas'ar Weekly Roundup
Headlines Grand Ambassador Ve'Urru Doana has announced that diplomatic teams are in deliberations regarding a treaty with the Hubrisan diplomats. The agreement, though yet to be named, would be a multi-national coalition with interests in supporting and defending waterway trade and security. One named roadblock thus far was the idea that Khaelas'ar would have to give up their otherwise tithed waterways. Ambassador Doana has agreed to allow the alliance members free passage, but thus far staunchly refuses to give up tithing non-participating nations. The very fact that the Khaelas'ar's considerable navy would likely be the coalition's greatest military asset was used as leverage to keep the tithes.
Also in the news, the Second Grand Expedition was put on a standby status for the first time after a decade, in response to the recent (debunked) international headline of cannibals attacking the Tihe Empire. Whether or not this means that the nation of Khaelas'ar is eagerly jumping for an opportunity to wage war it isn't known, but our nation's warriors have gone a long time without full-fledged battle, and the Clans seem to be growing tired of fighting only one another... Supreme Leader A'Te'Haera Khaelas assures the surrounding nations that the mobilization of warriors was only a precaution.
Local News Excavation efforts on Setena Peak continue unabated. More and more of the construct is discovered, but there seems to be no end. Already, geologists are estimating that the enormous construct must be buried more than a kilometer into the mountain, though only a scant fifty meters has been uncovered so far, five years after the discovery.
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