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Old 07 Mar 2010, 18:46   #1 (permalink)
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Default Red onez do go fasta!

I saw this on BOLS and thought you all might get a kick out of it. Apparently Gork and Mork are alive and well in the present day.

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Old 07 Mar 2010, 19:28   #2 (permalink)
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Hur hur hur...This is fun indeed. XD
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Old 07 Mar 2010, 19:31   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Red onez do go fasta!

It has already been posted in the Enclave on February 28th.
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Old 07 Mar 2010, 19:51   #4 (permalink)
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And no one replied to it because the enclave doesn't get a ton of traffic, and the story is really Ork specific.
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Old 07 Mar 2010, 20:06   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: Red onez do go fasta!

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It has already been posted in the Enclave on February 28th.
Even though it was been posted in the Enclave last month, it's still pretty cool. Since we don't have too many Ork Enclavites, I'm gonna unlock this thread so the rest of the boyz can enjoy it, too.
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Old 07 Mar 2010, 20:44   #6 (permalink)
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Red ones do go faster, it's proven. If you're driving a red car, you're more visible so the police are more likely to point the hairdryer at you and so you're more likely to get stopped for speeding. Although because red is faster than white with blue and yellow squares, you could try to outrun them but i wouldn't reccommend it (in fact I wouldn't reccommend speeding in the first place).
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Old 07 Mar 2010, 21:15   #7 (permalink)
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Default Re: Red onez do go fasta!

A quote from my armies Mek Shacklenut,
"Red ones may go fasta, but blue ones are luckier and with any luck they will be even faster."
My orks are blue. :P

That is awesome though, red ones actually look like they are going faster.
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 09:50   #8 (permalink)
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A quote from my armies Mek Shacklenut,
"Red ones may go fasta, but blue ones are luckier and with any luck they will be even faster."
My orks are blue. :P

That is awesome though, red ones actually look like they are going faster.
Haha Holy!

Black ones are fast enough for me, :P

Anyway this looks really good, :rockon:
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Old 09 Mar 2010, 16:34   #9 (permalink)
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Cool! Too bad I can't get a 7 inch move if I paint my Orks red instead of green. (Still tempted to do it anyways)
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Old 09 Mar 2010, 17:09   #10 (permalink)
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Hmmm... Red skins? you can't move troops the extra inch, its just vehicles that get this benefit...
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