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Old 04 Jun 2005, 19:14   #1 (permalink)
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Default 10 Reasons Da Orks Are Da Best

We orkses are da best because.

1. We live to fight, fight to live. We don't need any stinkin' peace.
2. Humans always are bickerin' on who's in command, when we jus' know that it'd be the guy who is the toughest ork around besides the boss.
3. We have the loudest weapons in the universe, we dakka, clang, bang, and bash. No humans can scare us.
4. Our choppas are da best in the universe, we just chop and smash. No regular 'umie can kill us but we can kill 'em.
5. Those Orkses are getting more food! Time for some choppin' ladz.
6. We got grots to use as our food, footsteps across mountains, a bridge across water, even make them run into a minefield. Who else has those, eh ladz?
7. The red paint goes the fastest, even faster than those thundahawkz.
8. We don't need any of those english teachers!
9. All humans are pink'n'soft, easy for choppin. None of them are bigger or small, they're just the same. While we have tall, small, big, skinny even all around orkses for the army!
10. We have greenskin. Who doesn't want that in the universe, eh ladz?
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Old 04 Jun 2005, 23:31   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Da Orks Are Da Best

11. Orks have ME!!!
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Old 05 Jun 2005, 04:15   #3 (permalink)
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Ya fergot reason #11 - We hitz da hummies when dey ain't lookin and den laughz about it !!

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Old 05 Jun 2005, 04:38   #4 (permalink)
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Don't forget the reason that makes their tactics unbeatable: The can never loose in battle!

'If we winz, we winz, if we die we die, if we gotta run away den we can alwayz come back anotha day to crump dem again."
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Old 05 Jun 2005, 13:22   #5 (permalink)
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Ya fergot reason #11 - We hitz da hummies when dey ain't lookin and den laughz about it !!

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YA NO GOOD SNEEKY GIT!

Ya don't hit dem wen dey ain't lookin, ya hit dem wen dey are lookin, so dey knowz hoo hit dem!

And den yoo can larf at dem.
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Old 09 Jun 2005, 08:53   #6 (permalink)
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Eah, don't fergit dat you kan 'ave kunnin planz so long as you injoy it, heck, dare ain't no other race in the 'oniverse who can laugh at ah git that rides himeselves into a wall and blows hiz weeliz up while takin it for a tes'drive!
NOTE(Being orky also gives you a slight excuse for horrorific grammar! )
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