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Do Orks Understand Women?
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Old 10 Dec 2008, 13:27   #1 (permalink)
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Default Do Orks Understand Women?

Answer: No.

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Ok, I'm joking.
What I mean to ask is that since the Orks have a completely different reproductive system, is it completely out of line to think that they don't know what a "woman" is?
Would they think that children are "grots"?

Just thoughts.

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Old 10 Dec 2008, 13:33   #2 (permalink)
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When you take into account they reproduction the simplest answer is that they wouldn't neccasarily understand the concept, other than they are funny looking humies.etc, given how they see grots and other races.

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Old 10 Dec 2008, 13:34   #3 (permalink)
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Really?


They wouldnt care.

Its something that makes noise when they kill it, and its something to kill, it might fight back, in which case it is a better fight!

There was one story where a Tallarn got covered in Shtlk (literally) and they thought he was a snotling.

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Old 10 Dec 2008, 13:35   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: Do Orks Understand Women?

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reproductive system, is it completely out of line to think that they don't know what a "woman" is?
A Humie with bulging chest. But otherwise just another humie.

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Would they think that children are "grots"?
Very likely but the humie care for them instead of pushing them around and making them do work.........in ork's term, mind you
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Old 10 Dec 2008, 13:42   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: Do Orks Understand Women?

They may have a very basic understanding; li' Oomie becomes a big Oomie, girly Oomies are usually not very fighty (except for da onez in Powa Arma), man-Oomies do more of da fightin'.
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Old 10 Dec 2008, 13:55   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: Do Orks Understand Women?

We human males don't understand women (most of the time) either.

Can we really blame the Orks for a lack of clarity in regards to the issues that women can raise?

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Old 10 Dec 2008, 16:53   #7 (permalink)
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Might be relevant. And I can't help myself :3

















Seems they got the same understanding of the female sex as I have...
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Old 10 Dec 2008, 23:31   #8 (permalink)
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lol where'd that come from?
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thats very tank girl
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Default Re: Do Orks Understand Women?

"Very"? Hell, it looks exactly like Tank Girl, with an Ork and lasguns in it.
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