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Old 13 Jul 2007, 05:05   #1 (permalink)
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I've had an idea for a music article on horrible lyrics for a long time now, but found that I only have enough material for one rant. I cal upon you, the mouthbreathing scum of the earth, to find a set of lyrics by a band you hate, and proceed to flame the Shtlk out of them(no one liners, I want a fully fledged rant out of each of you!)

My own input is a song by a group of pathetic stoners whose music is(unfortunately) permanently etched into the minds of anyone who has ever spent more than 3 minutes near a radio.

If you want to know what it sounds like, Imagine the most annoying and repetitive acoustic guitar riff you can think of playing over a velvet underground beat thats been downgraded from driving and primitive to plodding and lifeless. Once you have that down, imagine a 35 year old California stoner d00d with the voice of a six year old singing, and you are ready to read the lyrics.

Warning

This is a public service anouncement, this is only a test
Emergency evacuation protest
May Impair your ability to operate machinery
Can't quite tell just what it means to me
Keep out of reach of children, don't you talk to strangers
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker


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Say warning. Live without warning
Without. Alright.


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Is it the cop, or am I the one thats really dangerous?
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Say warning. Live without warning
Say warning. Live without warning
Say warning. Live without warning
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Sanitation, expiration date, question everything.
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Say warning. Live without warning
Say warning. Live without warning
This is a public service anouncement, this is only a test



Now, I'm not against random gibberish in songs, but when you try to roughly shoehorn (not so)clever "anti conformist" social commentary into the otherwise innoffensive stoner babble, you cross the line from "lovable hippy/stoner buddy" to "Aulma stained vagrant yelling on the subway".
The funny thing is, there's probably at least one sad Y'xauk on the internet who's devoted hours to writing some paper about the deceptively simple postmodernist themes of anti authoritarianism and condemnation of the modern consumer state present in the song that are invisible to the eyes of fascist echo drones such as I, and if such a paper esixts, I would love to read it, as it would no doubt be hilarious. :


Now it's your turn, commence flaming!!

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Old 13 Jul 2007, 08:42   #2 (permalink)
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The Gorrilaz.

What more needs to be said? They're the biggest pile of shit in the world. Their "songs" consists of downloading some background music entitled "Generic Dance Noise #3", and then repeating four lines over and over for about three minutes. I'm sorry, but I have heard people experiencing a colonic artery rupture who made more appeasing sounds than those ****ers.
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Old 13 Jul 2007, 12:55   #3 (permalink)
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The Gorrilaz.

What more needs to be said? They're the biggest pile of Shtlk in the world. Their "songs" consists of downloading some background music entitled "Generic Dance Noise #3", and then repeating four lines over and over for about three minutes. I'm sorry, but I have heard people experiencing a colonic artery rupture who made more appeasing sounds than those Y'xa'uk'era.
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The Gorrilaz.

What more needs to be said? They're the biggest pile of Shtlk in the world. Their "songs" consists of downloading some background music entitled "Generic Dance Noise #3", and then repeating four lines over and over for about three minutes. I'm sorry, but I have heard people experiencing a colonic artery rupture who made more appeasing sounds than those Y'xa'uk'era.
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Old 13 Jul 2007, 13:27   #5 (permalink)
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Maybe we should get a panel of judges and some smileys holding up numbered placards to show the ranters score XD
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Old 13 Jul 2007, 17:05   #6 (permalink)
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The Gorrilaz.

What more needs to be said? They're the biggest pile of Shtlk in the world. Their "songs" consists of downloading some background music entitled "Generic Dance Noise #3", and then repeating four lines over and over for about three minutes. I'm sorry, but I have heard people experiencing a colonic artery rupture who made more appeasing sounds than those Y'xa'uk'era.
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That is correct. Though I agree with Wargamer's opinion here.
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Maybe we should get a panel of judges and some smileys holding up numbered placards to show the ranters score XD
That's a great idea! Let's vote the ranters to see how many of us agree with them :P
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There, I always thought it said Atlantis at the end... lol


I agree, this could be very interesting....
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Christina Aguilera. I really can't find what people find entertaining about her.

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That's a great idea! Let's vote the ranters to see how many of us agree with them :P
If we're playing that game, then I'd have to say that I disagree with Wargamer.
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Christina Aguilera. I really can't find what people find entertaining about her.
Really? :P
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