"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on" Billy Connolly
"Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny." Oz (Buffy, episode 2, season 3)
"I don't like coke, i just like the way it smells" Unknown
"and in the words of our lord and saviour, jesus christ, **** you if you can't take a joke" The Glass House