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Old 28 Mar 2005, 00:09   #1 (permalink)
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*hangs up coat*

*snaps heels together*

*salutes*

Sir, Christ Chex™ reporting for duty, sir!* My texture is crunchy and my taste is sweet!


Hey, ya'll.
 
Old 28 Mar 2005, 00:32   #2 (permalink)
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Wow, that was tasteless, yet funny!
Welcome to the boards, I may see you in the Eldar section (as you haven't mentioned which force you collect, if any, I'm going to assume you collect Eldar!), if not, well, I'll see you somewhere else!
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 01:32   #3 (permalink)
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Indeed, welcome baord. Be sure to read the Forum Rules and I think you're already enjoying your stay.

Tell us a bit about your self. From where do you hail? What armies do you collect? Which ones do you play?
And most importantly it seems, maybe you can explain to us what this "Chirst Chex" thing is all about ;D (which I chuckled when I first saw it!).

Hope to see you in the Inquisitorial Boards... sinister Holy tyrants are always welcome

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Old 28 Mar 2005, 01:37   #4 (permalink)
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Christ Chex™- Start your day out the Holy Way with Christ Chex!

*opens lid*

*angel flutters out*

"Good Morning! Isn't it a beautiful day?"

...

I will start tyranids when the new codex comes out in may. I have the tau battleforce already, though this is not my first foray in wargaming, or hobbying, or internet forums in general!

Can't wait to meet everyone.
 
Old 28 Mar 2005, 02:36   #5 (permalink)
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FORM UP! GET INTO LINES, YOU MAGGOTS! DRUMMER, START THE CADENCE. FORWARD MARCH!

....

COMPANY, HALT! PRESENT ARMS! ATTENTION!!!! AT EASE. DISMISSED

ok, i'm done. welcome. hope to see you around the tau forums. i'll leave now before i either embarrass myself or confuse you further...
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 02:43   #6 (permalink)
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Lol, you have no idea...

I rock at shouting cadence.

"Yer lehft. *march, march, march* Yer lehft. *march, march, march* Yer lehft-right-lehhhhhft, yer lehft *march* yer lehft *march* yer lehfty-righty-lehft, righty-left *march, march, march* Staaaaaaf HALT.* Riiiight FACE.* Paraaaade REST.

*marches down steps to parade grounds*

*swivel left*

*marches forward*

*swivel left*

*marches up steps to pole and elevated grounds*

*swivel left*

*marches forward*

*swivels left, at attention*

Salute the FLAG.

(cannon) *BOOM*

*flag lowered*

(horn) Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo, doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo, doo doo doo, doo, doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooooooo.

TU
 
Old 28 Mar 2005, 04:19   #7 (permalink)
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*laughs* this is the best intro topic EVA welcome to TO.
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 05:04   #8 (permalink)
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are you actually in the forces?

cause if you are you got nothin (and dont know the names of the movements)

but yer welcome and good luk (watch out for the spitful mods)
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 09:52   #9 (permalink)
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Lol, you have no idea...

I rock at shouting cadence.

"Yer lehft. *march, march, march* Yer lehft. *march, march, march* Yer lehft-right-lehhhhhft, yer lehft *march* yer lehft *march* yer lehfty-righty-lehft, righty-left *march, march, march* Staaaaaaf HALT. Riiiight FACE. Paraaaade REST.

*marches down steps to parade grounds*

*swivel left*

*marches forward*

*swivel left*

*marches up steps to pole and elevated grounds*

*swivel left*

*marches forward*

*swivels left, at attention*

Salute the FLAG.

(cannon) *BOOM*

*flag lowered*

(horn) Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo, doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo, doo doo doo, doo, doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooooooo.

TU
Nice. Methinks you would be better suited to Guard than Tyranids.
Tyranids are great though, have you seen the new models?
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 09:55   #10 (permalink)
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You have recived my greetings via PM, Tau Tau.

Greeting locked. We've seen him before folks.
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