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I think Tau "Bite the Weenie"
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Old 27 Jun 2007, 16:20   #1 (permalink)
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Default I think Tau "Bite the Weenie"

Now that I have your attention, I am Zarf. New to 40k and new to the forums. I started a few months ago building a Tau army and I used this website alot when deciding how I wanted to play my Tau.

I played my first Campain battle at GW store. 15 players at 1K each. My warband was as follows:

HQ - Shaso - missle pods and CIB +2 Shield Drones
Troop - 2 squads of FW 1 PR and 1 PC
Elites - Stealth team - 4 BC and 2 FB (TA)
Fast - PF w/Warfish 3ML and 2RR
Heavy - BS w/ RR and SMS

The PF died before firing a single shot (opposite side infultrated to firing position)

Stealths drew fire and killed 1 squad total (2 each 1/2 squad) 3 of 6 alive at the end.

FW were the saviors of the day (PR squad had 1.5 squad kills and a eldar tank 4 of 12 - PC squad had 1/2 squad kill 2 of 12 and rallyed after breaking)

Warfish had 1 squad kill, but was 4 each 1/4 kills and was the cleaner. Lived

Broadside sat in cover and did some harassment but only had less than 1 squad kill total. Lived

HQ did JsJ the whole time and killed 1/2 squad - Lived

We were the 3rd of 3 tables and we held our side to no VP and total wipe.

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Old 27 Jun 2007, 16:29   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: I think Tau "Bite the Weenie"

Welcome to the forums, and don't worry, we can be a very sarcastic lot here.

Most importantly, have fun, read the forum rules (including no double posts.... use modify ).

Now head on over to the Tau board, where you will get brainwashed for the Greater Good better replies for your batrep there than here.
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Old 27 Jun 2007, 19:33   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: I think Tau "Bite the Weenie"

Darned Tau overpopulating the forums? As if it was designed for them. Chaos is the way to go! No rules and plenty of fun, espically Slaanesh!

Anyway, welcome to the Forums. I wish to present you with this non-offensive (and non-ediable) present. A Nurgling! These make great pets and also help you along the path to the only true power. ;D
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Old 27 Jun 2007, 21:01   #4 (permalink)
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My Snotlings better :P

*Takes a bite out of muffin*

Sorry bout that i was hungry. Anyways im no longer tau im starting to become tyranid. Just found my scythed heirodule by the way :rockon: :rockon:
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Old 30 Jun 2007, 06:32   #5 (permalink)
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Welcome Zarf.

*doesn't go through eith the usual pleasentries and instead drops a massive timpani filled with vegan cookies onto a manequin near Zarf*

now, be a good boy and eat those vegan cookies and if you break the forum rules, that points at crush mannequin* could be you.
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Old 30 Jun 2007, 14:09   #6 (permalink)
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Hmm, welcome I suppose.... WEDGIE THE NEW KID
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Old 03 Jul 2007, 15:32   #7 (permalink)
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Welcome to the forums, enjoy your short stay :shifty:
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