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The General · 26 Jun 2007, 16:00

Hello i have been playing tau for about 7 months and have been playng 40k for about 10 months i really hope that this could be the place where i get good tactics and tips to actually win... i have only won lkiek 3 times out of 56 games... well hello and i am [glow=red,2,300]THE GENERAL[/glow]

Omeganus · 26 Jun 2007, 17:00

My marines have a worse track record, 1 win and 1 draw about 50 games. My eldar on the other hand (hint hint) are about 18 out of 25.

Welcome general, the armies of TO stand ready for you to command. They however, do not like taking orders so will disobey them and will kill each other. Like Durza and myslef.

*summons durza, shoots him with a pulse laser*

*pushes Durza's dead corpse away and send him back to the darkness that spawned him*

*force feeds the general a vegan cookie*

crisis_vyper · 26 Jun 2007, 17:24

Weclcome to To. We will be glad to help.

The General · 27 Jun 2007, 15:50

thanks i have been reading some of the tactics and i have made i new list i will tell you all how it does..

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Seer

*force feeds the general a vegan cookie*

NOOO not the vegan cookie im an omnivore!!

Aunva Drklite · 27 Jun 2007, 17:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Seer

My marines have a worse track record, 1 win and 1 draw about 50 games. My eldar on the other hand (hint hint) are about 18 out of 25.

Welcome general, the armies of TO stand ready for you to command. They however, do not like taking orders so will disobey them and will kill each other. Like Durza and myslef.

*summons durza, shoots him with a pulse laser*

*pushes Durza's dead corpse away and send him back to the darkness that spawned him*

*force feeds the general a vegan cookie*

Your not allowed to do that unless he is here

[glow=red,2,300]shame on you[/glow]

Welcome to the forums The general, and wach out for us crazy guys *join our side*, theres a war going on *join our side* :P

The General · 27 Jun 2007, 18:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shas'o Mon'ta

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Seer

My marines have a worse track record, 1 win and 1 draw about 50 games. My eldar on the other hand (hint hint) are about 18 out of 25.

Welcome general, the armies of TO stand ready for you to command. They however, do not like taking orders so will disobey them and will kill each other. Like Durza and myslef.

*summons durza, shoots him with a pulse laser*

*pushes Durza's dead corpse away and send him back to the darkness that spawned him*

*force feeds the general a vegan cookie*

Your not allowed to do that unless he is here

[glow=red,2,300]shame on you[/glow]

Welcome to the forums The general, and wach out for us crazy guys *join our side*, theres a war going on *join our side* :P

who is this "durza" and why is he not allowed to do "this"??

crisis_vyper · 27 Jun 2007, 18:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by The General

who is this "durza" and why is he not allowed to do "this"??

Don't worry yourself too much about Durza. He is the guy who can make an intro thread of everyone that he posted in into at least 3 pages. He is a cool guy however. :P

If he is here, he is here. If he is not, then he is not.

Muffin · 27 Jun 2007, 19:28

Welcome! Quick, counter the Vegan cookie with a Nurgling! (Don't eat the Nurgling! Let the Nurgling eat the cookie

)

Also I'd advise you to watchout for Durza. He's deceptive! But still cool.

Aunva Drklite · 27 Jun 2007, 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by The General

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shas'o Mon'ta

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Seer

My marines have a worse track record, 1 win and 1 draw about 50 games. My eldar on the other hand (hint hint) are about 18 out of 25.

Welcome general, the armies of TO stand ready for you to command. They however, do not like taking orders so will disobey them and will kill each other. Like Durza and myslef.

*summons durza, shoots him with a pulse laser*

*pushes Durza's dead corpse away and send him back to the darkness that spawned him*

*force feeds the general a vegan cookie*

Your not allowed to do that unless he is here

[glow=red,2,300]shame on you[/glow]

Welcome to the forums The general, and wach out for us crazy guys *join our side*, theres a war going on *join our side* :P

who is this "durza" and why is he not allowed to do "this"??

You dont know who Durza is

:P
well as Crisis_Vyper says he makes intro threads large, by having thread fights ;D It started a long time ago between him and The Grand seer. I saved him from death and so became his partner in fighting The Grand Seer :P Then muffin went and joined in :

crisis_vyper · 27 Jun 2007, 21:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shas'o Mon'ta

You dont know who Durza is

:P
well as Crisis_Vyper says he makes intro threads large, by having thread fights ;D It started a long time ago between him and The Grand seer. I saved him from death and so became his partner in fighting The Grand Seer :P Then muffin went and joined in :

And I fight against all of them, being the common enemy for some apparent reason...:

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27 Jun 2007, 19:28	#8 (permalink)
Muffin Shas'La Join Date: May 2007 Location: Aberdeen:Scotland Posts: 271	Re: should have came here second... Welcome! Quick, counter the Vegan cookie with a Nurgling! (Don't eat the Nurgling! Let the Nurgling eat the cookie ) Also I'd advise you to watchout for Durza. He's deceptive! But still cool. __________________ "A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But persoanally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French Porn!" - Edmund Blackadder

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