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Old 29 Jan 2008, 09:27   #1 (permalink)
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Default The thread of Naughty Behaviour...... Cheating I mean

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Now you are in this thread you have to spill the beans on when you have tested the flexibiltiy of the rules.....

From the smallest white lie to the BIGGEST SCAM you have ever pulled...

My friend has specially weighted dice that always roll certain numbers... However so he doesn't abuse his power he can only use them on players that are immature childish and need to be put in their place. Otherwise the world will no he is a scam artist of the dice gods.

Also i might now and then add a 5+ invunerable save to a model if my opponent asks (as he so foolishly does) "So what about him, whats his invun save?"

Remember you must tell no matter how awful your scamming is because a) whatever is said in this thread stays in this thread and b) because i will send my mounted daemonettes after you if you don't fess up to your awful habits.

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Old 29 Jan 2008, 09:50   #2 (permalink)
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If you're sad enough to cheat at a game which involves little plastic soldiers then you're low :P
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Old 29 Jan 2008, 10:11   #3 (permalink)
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Well, I do not cheat except that one time when I was new in the game. I assume that a tau Railgun is a Strenght 10 AP1 Large Blast Template weapon. Needless to say I fought against another newbie who did not bother to question my 'intepretation' of he Railgun and from that day onwards he calls it cheese, even after I told him that I read the rules wrongly.


But besides that, I tend to be a very spiteful person if my opponent cheats. All I do is to just snipe away at what he believes is the lynchpin of his army with a single Railgun shot. I did that a few times, with the Sanctioned Psyker one being the sweetest thing to fire upon with a railgun.
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Old 29 Jan 2008, 10:23   #4 (permalink)
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If you're sad enough to cheat at a game which involves little plastic soldiers then you're low :P
and if you have the moral fible NOT to cheat when presented with a moron, you're a better person than me



i have had a few instances in my time :shifty: (kidding)


i can happily say i have never intentionally cheated.


i can also say that anyone who acts like a spoilt child/moron/<insert annoying person> will meet the business end of my RAW knowledge (with my lightning claws never failing to wound and their terminators losing their inv saves > )

but to date, only about 3 people have invoked my RAW wrath.



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yet again my RAW brain notices something:
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If you're sad enough to cheat at a game which involves little plastic soldiers then you're low :P
does that mean my sisters of battle and grey knights are ok then as they are'nt plsatic

(i embarrass myself sometimes )
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Old 30 Jan 2008, 02:56   #5 (permalink)
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Near to the beginning of my play time... I thought that Warlocks were IC, and attached one too a Harlequin squad. Then I was corrected before I used the list...
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Old 30 Jan 2008, 03:12   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Timjim
If you're sad enough to cheat at a game which involves little plastic soldiers then you're low :P
and if you have the moral fible NOT to cheat when presented with a moron, you're a better person than me



i have had a few instances in my time :shifty: (kidding)


i can happily say i have never intentionally cheated.


i can also say that anyone who acts like a spoilt child/moron/<insert annoying person> will meet the business end of my RAW knowledge (with my lightning claws never failing to wound and their terminators losing their inv saves > )

but to date, only about 3 people have invoked my RAW wrath.



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yet again my RAW brain notices something:
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Originally Posted by Timjim
If you're sad enough to cheat at a game which involves little plastic soldiers then you're low :P
does that mean my sisters of battle and grey knights are ok then as they are'nt plsatic

(i embarrass myself sometimes )
By RAW you can never re-roll a re-roll so tghe lightning claw thing is completly out unless you choose to ignore selectively what is RAW.

I have been guilty of cheating in this game (sorta by allowing it to be used against me I consider myself responsible for letting it happen). When I first started playing, I had a match vs. a Necron player. I (mistakenly of course) thought that his gauss weapons worked exactly like rending.
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Old 30 Jan 2008, 04:11   #7 (permalink)
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I can't remember intentionally cheating. About the worst thing I can think of is misreading the Shas'o statline and assuming from then on that he had initiative 4.
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If you're sad enough to cheat at a game which involves little plastic soldiers then you're low :P
Maybe i am sad Timjim. However what i think is most sad is when grown men and women spend at lot of money on little plastic men and pretend they live in real life 40 000 years into the future.

Dont get me wrong though. I know i am sad because i am hooked on this hobby too
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Old 30 Jan 2008, 07:21   #9 (permalink)
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By RAW you can never re-roll a re-roll so tghe lightning claw thing is completly out unless you choose to ignore selectively what is RAW.
unless you have a rule that states otherwise.

the rulebook clearly states that lightning claws may reroll ALL failed rolls to wound (i know FULL WELL that you only get 1 re-roll, like i said - i only use it on people who invoke my wrath)

but RAW aside (and back on topic),


how about the flip-side of the coin, have you allowed people to cheat to keep a game going or make sure you both have fun. i certainly have (i run a lot of intro games for my GW store )
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Old 30 Jan 2008, 07:40   #10 (permalink)
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By RAW you can never re-roll a re-roll so tghe lightning claw thing is completly out unless you choose to ignore selectively what is RAW.
unless you have a rule that states otherwise.

the rulebook clearly states that lightning claws may reroll ALL failed rolls to wound (i know FULL WELL that you only get 1 re-roll, like i said - i only use it on people who invoke my wrath)

but RAW aside (and back on topic),


how about the flip-side of the coin, have you allowed people to cheat to keep a game going or make sure you both have fun. i certainly have (i run a lot of intro games for my GW store )
I have to to get any games out of people. >.>'''
My opponents are retards who can't (won't?) seem to measure distances consistently.
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