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Old 06 Apr 2005, 08:45   #1 (permalink)
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Default What was the cheesiest Warhammer moment you had to face...

Mine was when I was playing a 1000 point battle avec my friend who was new to warhammer. I had a fairly standard vanilla Eldar force and he had a space marine army - 800 points of which was made up by a war machine made by VDR...
For some reason all of its weapons seemed to be ordinance strength 10...it was also amphibious and floated away on a lake completely out of range of my fire dragons, avatar, wraithguard and wraithlord...
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Old 06 Apr 2005, 13:18   #2 (permalink)
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facin 2 land raiders, 5 terminators and 1 commander- command saquad (termie) and a dam whirlwind in 1000pts- cheese or what?
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A Biel-Tan army:

2 waveserpents with starcannons, scorps in one with a farseer with fortune, banshees in other.

2 wraithlords starcannon, brightlance.

Unit of reapers.

Against my Ulthwe list (can be seen on the Eldar board). That army had recently won the Manchester conflict, without the force even bieng fully painted which means a huge battle score (no wonder, pretty bearded out if you ask me). My main problem was that one starcannon killed my wriathlord in the first turn (one, so 3 hits 3 6's to wound, 1 dead WL for me).

We ended up playing last model standing as we lost track of what turn we were on.

It ended up in one massive combat, with all his army besides his serpents and reapers(who got killed early) and all mine beside my reapers (who got killed early) and WL (who died to the SC).

Two farseers and a warlock come out of it alive (the remnants of my council) and they chased down the serpents and killed them with a singing spear.

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facin 2 land raiders, 5 terminators and 1 commander- command saquad (termie) and a dam whirlwind in 1000pts- cheese or what?
Not to mention illegal unless it was Death Wing.
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plus 10 scout in 2 squads of 5 with no upgrades- sorry shud ave been more cleer
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5 Land Raiders in Greay Knights! It was pretty bad.
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Cheesiest game? Hrm.... Chaos of course!

HQ1: Daemon Prince of Slaneesh, with stature/strength/resilience/flight/aura/mutation/venom/visage and spiky bits. He was made a sorcerer and purchased 6 minor psychic powers - just to get #3 which is Siren. 245 points. (that means he cannot be shot at, ever, or assaulted... hooray).

HQ2: Greater Daemon of Slaneesh with 6 minor psychic powers purchased (2nd Siren). Cannot be shot at again... great! 220 points.

Troops - Noise marines x 12, all with sonic weapons, blast master, champ with daemon chains - infiltrators. 344 points.
Troops - Noise Marines x 12, all with sonic weapons, blast master, champ with power weapon and daemonic strength, daemonic mutation and spiky bits and daemonic visage - infiltrators. 364 points.

Heavy - Defiler; Mutated Hull; Parasitic Possession. 220 points.
Heavy - Defiler; Mutated Hull; Parasitic Possession. 220 points.
Heavy - Noise Havocs x 6; 4 x blast masters; 2 sonic blasters; Tankhunters; Champ with Power Weapon and Daemonic Strength. 237

1850 points.

Probably the most stupid game, ever witnessed, by these eyes.
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Old 06 Apr 2005, 22:51   #8 (permalink)
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5 Land Raiders in Greay Knights! It was pretty bad.
*sigh* That's not possible...

Mal, I'm surprised you missed that, lol.

Read the rules, people...

For me...well, it'd have to be-

OMG DA TREE RATHELORDZ IN DA 500 pointz gaymz!!!

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I didn't miss it, but I would be interested to know why 5 was chosen. Normally grey knights can get 4 landraiders, but I'm open to suggestions how they got that 5th one in there. The only way I see it happening is with a space marine parent list and an allied grey knight bit.
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(that means he cannot be shot at, ever, or assaulted... hooray).
Umm...how are you supposed to be able to kill him then ???
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