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Old 27 Aug 2007, 18:50   #1 (permalink)
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Default New Mission: Hung-over Barbarian!

Mission: Hung-over Barbarian!
Nothing interrupts a good war like a hung-over barbarian. During the process of the battle, the loud bangs and zaps have awoken a native of this alien world! What’s worse, he hasn’t had his coffee, and had a recent unhappy love affair! He’s in a baaaad mood and fully intends on displaying this to the new, noisy neighbors that just moved into town.

Deployment: 1500 pts.
Players deploy within 12 inches of the table edges as normal. With roll offs for table sides, terrain and turn. This mission is for victory points.

Special Rules
Hung-over barbarian!: After initial deployment, a third player selects a piece of terrain to hide the barbarian. He does not need to inform the players where he is hiding. After the first round, the barbarian wakes up from his sleep, and the barbarian enters play as a third army, working under these rules.

Hung-over Barbarian
WS:5 BS:2 S5 T:5 I:5 W:10 A:2d6 Ld10 Sv 4+invul

Special Rules:
Drunken Frenzy: The barbarian always hits on a 3+ in close combat, and all attacks count as being a power weapon.

That Doesn’t Hurt!: The barbarian cannot be instant killed and recovers D3 wounds each turn.

Pretty woman!!: If a squad contains any female characters (sisters of battle, demonettes, eldar banshee’s, Dark eldar wyches, etc), any removed as casualties are counted as ‘captured’, using the captured units special rule found in the Dark Eldar codex.

‘eres my coffee??: The barbarian moves by roll of scatter dice, three inches in the pointed direction until an enemy model or unit is within 12 inches, he then moves as normal infantry towards his enemy, thinking they have stolen his coffee.

Sobering up: If at any point the barbarian is reduced to half or below his wounds AFTER the “that doesn’t hurt!” roll, he sobers up and realizes he is in the middle of a warzone. He immediately starts moving as a standard infantry model towards his deployment terrain. He then recovers only 1 wound a turn. If he gets back to his den, he abruptly gets drunk again, and sets out into the frey with a full wound recovery.

Bottle chucker: the barbarian is used to dirty combat in seedy bars. And prefers to throw random bottles, empty or not, at the enemy to get his displeasure across. In the shooting phase, roll a d6, on a 4+ the bottle is empty and counts as a S3 ap- assault 1 6 inch range weapon. On a 1-3, the bottle is filled with barbarian brewed Radioactive Grog, and promptly explodes on contact like a Molotov cocktail! It counts as a S5 AP4 assault 1 6 inch range small blast that negates cover saves. The Radioactive grog scatters... and CAN hit the barbarian if he is not careful.

Killing the barbarian: If the barbarian is successfully killed, he counts as 700 victory points, plus 1 point per female model he has captured! To the victor goes the spoils!



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Old 27 Aug 2007, 18:57   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: New Mission: Hung-over Barbarian!

Sweet first post! ;D

Well anyways that sounds like fun but he seems a little bit overpowered.

Pretty Woman rule is a nice touch.
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Fix him with a dark lance,
Try to fix him with a dark lance.

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Old 27 Aug 2007, 18:58   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: New Mission: Hung-over Barbarian!

nice idea for a game i might try this one.
But how does one model a barbarian just use a random unit?
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Old 27 Aug 2007, 19:00   #4 (permalink)
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The reason he is overpowered is because he is fighting two 1500 point armies at the same time. He is supposed to be a major interruption to the whole war

I reccomend using a fantasy ogre to be brutally honest, or even trolls. Though in the end, any model will do. a hung over Tau pathfinder would be hilarious though
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Old 27 Aug 2007, 19:59   #5 (permalink)
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The reason he is overpowered is because he is fighting two 1500 point armies at the same time. He is supposed to be a major interruption to the whole war
Oh... ya that might explain it.
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They see him rolling,
They hating,
Patroling and trying to fix him with a dark lance,
Trying to fix him with with a dark lance
Trying to fix him with with a dark lance
Fix him with a dark lance,
Try to fix him with a dark lance.

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Rolling up 'cos I'm a Space Marine,
Heavy armour so it ain't hard to be seen, I ride, ride and they see me lean, Soritas and a TV screen, Yeah the Canoness, she likes cola, Mixed in a stolen drone controller, But then I just try to hold her, One smack and great, I'm in a coma
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Old 27 Aug 2007, 20:58   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: New Mission: Hung-over Barbarian!

Hmm conversions for a Lee(Naruto) conversion?
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Old 27 Aug 2007, 22:26   #7 (permalink)
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That.. would be awesome. A rock lee model
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Old 28 Aug 2007, 01:39   #8 (permalink)
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Ya props for anyone who makes a good "bushy brow" model! ;D
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Imagine some Space Marines rapping this, to the tune of Riding Dirty:

They see him rolling,
They hating,
Patroling and trying to fix him with a dark lance,
Trying to fix him with with a dark lance
Trying to fix him with with a dark lance
Fix him with a dark lance,
Try to fix him with a dark lance.

(rap)
Rolling up 'cos I'm a Space Marine,
Heavy armour so it ain't hard to be seen, I ride, ride and they see me lean, Soritas and a TV screen, Yeah the Canoness, she likes cola, Mixed in a stolen drone controller, But then I just try to hold her, One smack and great, I'm in a coma
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