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This just leaked! AKA a friend of mine and I did it in English with a Mad Libs thing-

Dear Tzeentch:

I woke up this twilight and my toenail
blushed at the thought of you. You are not only
purple, but very old. Every time I hit you my nose hairs become lime green
and my aortas(artery) begin to puke.
I cant wait till Monday night. I have a
blond surprise for you, It is brainless,
zealous, and worships a lot. I hope you will smell it.
I will be wearing the wemdiculous spiked tabard
you game me last Talk Like a Pirate Day. I know how much you love to
spelunk me in it.

Hugs and Kisses

Your favorite deskchairlamp,
Khorn