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Old 05 May 2008, 20:41   #11 (permalink)
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Things you'll never see in the 40k universe:
A night lord sunbaving
A fat deamonette
A puffy ork
The emperor actualy getting of his toilet seat and doing something.
A games workshop ;D (lol)
Red skinned tau.
Squats!
Will update later :P :P
Space travel that obeys any fundamental law of physics
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Old 05 May 2008, 20:44   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Silk Fanboy
Things you'll never see in the 40k universe:
A night lord sunbaving
A fat deamonette
A puffy ork
The emperor actualy getting of his toilet seat and doing something.
A games workshop ;D (lol)
Red skinned tau.
Squats!
Will update later :P :P
Space travel that obeys any fundamental law of physics
Space Marines becoming extinct?
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Old 06 May 2008, 01:40   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by MalusHunter
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silk Fanboy
Things you'll never see in the 40k universe:
A night lord sunbaving
A fat deamonette
A puffy ork
The emperor actualy getting of his toilet seat and doing something.
A games workshop ;D (lol)
Red skinned tau.
Squats!
Will update later :P :P
Space travel that obeys any fundamental law of physics
Space Marines becoming extinct?
An official Xenos Hunters model.
A new army (splitting chaos into 2 armies doesn't really count)
a d20
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Old 06 May 2008, 18:35   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by MalusHunter
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silk Fanboy
Things you'll never see in the 40k universe:
A night lord sunbaving
A fat deamonette
A puffy ork
The emperor actualy getting of his toilet seat and doing something.
A games workshop ;D (lol)
Red skinned tau.
Squats!
Will update later :P :P
Space travel that obeys any fundamental law of physics
Space Marines becoming extinct?

An official Xenos Hunters model.

A new army (splitting chaos into 2 armies doesn't really count)
a d20
Are the Deathwatch models unofficial? :P
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Old 06 May 2008, 18:39   #15 (permalink)
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Don't you just convert them from space marines?
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Old 06 May 2008, 18:50   #16 (permalink)
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Nope, there are actual Deathwatch models.

EDIT - Sorry, no you buy the extras :P http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefr...1367&orignav=9
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Old 06 May 2008, 22:44   #17 (permalink)
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Oh. huh.

Not a very in-depth conversion kit, eh?
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Old 09 May 2008, 20:47   #18 (permalink)
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Back on topic: Why not use weedkiller on orks being as they are space fungus?
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Old 10 May 2008, 03:51   #19 (permalink)
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Because, contrary to popular to common belief, they are just mammals like us but with several fungi in their bodies that allow them to digest almost anything and recover from many wounds.

Oh, wait, I get it! Ha ha ha ha!
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Old 10 May 2008, 12:58   #20 (permalink)
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ew, orks have something in common with humans
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