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Old 04 Mar 2006, 14:07   #1 (permalink)
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So with all this talk about worst players and the such I wanted to know what is the cheesiest list you have ever seen.

Mine I'd say was this 11 year old with
3 carnifexes
1 Hive Tyrant/broodlord (a hive tyrant with brood lord arms ???)
6 Genesteelers
6 Gaunts
dun dun da da! in a 750 point battle. I guess he doesn't know to add weapons to the points total. ???

note he's eleven and has bought all this and a forge world ravener?
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Old 04 Mar 2006, 14:14   #2 (permalink)
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500 points

3 wraithlords
2x 5man guardian squads
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Old 04 Mar 2006, 15:23   #3 (permalink)
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Funny thing is, I was going to post a topic exctally like this last night.

1000 point alatioc.
Eight 3 man Ranger squads, and 2/3 pathfinder squads of 5. Then a wraithlord with a starcannon. All I have to say he infiltrated to get everyone within range, then had 11 disruption rolls.
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Old 04 Mar 2006, 15:24   #4 (permalink)
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HQ
ethereal caste-50

Troops
10 man kroot carnivor squad-70
10 man kroot carnivor squad-70

HEAVY SUPPORT
HH, rail gun, burst cannon-155
HH, rail gun, burst cannon-155

total 500 points.

the cheesiest list i have ever seen. the ethereal doesnt even matter, there is nothing to give his price of falure too, and nothing but the kroot need moral checks. the kroot with actualy good numbers for such a small game can take out most troops, the HH just kills the tanks and threats towards it, and the game is won. i have played with it once, and one 3rd turn
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ethereal caste-50

Troops
10 man kroot carnivor squad-70
10 man kroot carnivor squad-70

HEAVY SUPPORT
HH, rail gun, burst cannon-155
HH, rail gun, burst cannon-155

total 500 points.
I'm sorry, but that list would be incredibly easy to take out. Two hammerheads... 20 kroot? That list has terrible shooting, and I would like to get a chance to play it with my IG.

Probably the worst list I've ever seen had something along the lines of:
Wolf Lord Grimnar, Termi Retinue

6 man grey hunter squad w/ power fist and vet sarge w/ plasma pistol
8 man grey hunter squad w/ melta-gun and vet sarge w/ power weapon

Predator Annihlator, lascannon sponsons
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Old 04 Mar 2006, 15:45   #6 (permalink)
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That Tau list isn't even legal - the dolt who made it must have not read the "1+" stipulation beside the Fire Warrior entry.
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Old 04 Mar 2006, 16:44   #7 (permalink)
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my friends space wolves aren't cheesy by themselves, but his wolf guard bodyguard with 3 master crafted las cannons are. He likes to take them in armies as small as 750 pts.
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1,500pt orks

150 slugga boys
1 warboss

I just wished I had stayed to see how it turned out.
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Pure Grey Knights (1500)

This guy's only played like 3 games to my 10 and just walked through me without actually having to think about it. And don't anybody dare say I was stupid about it: Nothing but my Fire Warriors were actually allowed to hit anything thanks to Shrouding. I brought a Hammerhead with a Fusion Cannon, and two squads of Battlesuits with Plasma Rifles. My Shas'O died in Deep Strike when he scattered into his Terminators, but he had a Fusion Blaster and a Plasma Rifle.

Imperial Guard (1500)

Command squad/platoon/whatever you call it, no upgrades worth mentioning.

20 Guardsmen

50 Conscripts

Leman Russ, Demolisher, Basilisk

9 Lascannons in Heavy Weapon teams

Naturally he went first. By the time I got a chance to strike back, there was nothing left that could cause serious damage to anything. He lost 10 Guardsmen to 12 Fire Warriors, who were then perforated by lasgun fire. Those were the only casualties he suffered that game.
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the most cheese filled list i have seen would have to be
2 hive tyrents
6 carnafexes
and bunch of rippers all in 1500 points Mr.Scolz (cough)(cough)
ps. sorry for my bad spelling
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