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Which God Would You Worship and Why
View Poll Results: Which God Would You Worship and Why
Nurgle 9 18.00%
Khorne 11 22.00%
Slaanesh 10 20.00%
Tzeentch 13 26.00%
Chaos Undivded 7 14.00%
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Old 05 Jan 2009, 21:40   #11 (permalink)
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Well lets look at the options:

Slaanesh
-Sex and drugs is nice and all but I really don't want to grow boobs or tentacles or cloven feet to be honest.

Nurgle
-Hard to kill and all but it doesn't do any good for your complexion so... no thanks.

Tzeentch
-If there's any chaos god you can't trust in any way what so ever it's tzeentch, everyone even the mightiest Tzeentchian Champions are just pawns so... again no thanks.

Khorn
-Now here is a Chaos god with no tricks, no lies, no complexities, blood is all he asks for and he's not even very picky as to where it comes from! He's also not too big into mutations and sorcery so no worries about random tentacles growing out of my neck or anything so I think Khorn is my choice.
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Old 05 Jan 2009, 23:03   #12 (permalink)
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Well lets look at the options:

Slaanesh
-Sex and drugs is nice and all but I really don't want to grow boobs or tentacles or cloven feet to be honest.

Nurgle
-Hard to kill and all but it doesn't do any good for your complexion so... no thanks.

Tzeentch
-If there's any chaos god you can't trust in any way what so ever it's tzeentch, everyone even the mightiest Tzeentchian Champions are just pawns so... again no thanks.

Khorn
-Now here is a Chaos god with no tricks, no lies, no complexities, blood is all he asks for and he's not even very picky as to where it comes from! He's also not too big into mutations and sorcery so no worries about random tentacles growing out of my neck or anything so I think Khorn is my choice.
I'm sorry, Vash, I'm afraid you can't join in on our little game. While you clearly put a lot of thought into this, and most of your arguments are convincing (it's still the pr0n god for me, though), your line of reasoning clearly marks you out as a sane, rational person. Sane, rational persons don't worship Chaos gods, because their power of deduction enables them to see that they end up dead one way or the other... So, sorry, we have to leave you out of this ;D

You're right, of course - Khorne is the simplest god, with easy-to-meet demands, but all that blood.... iiiiieh. Besides, it's not very social. No one would ever invite a Khorne guy to a party. It's all about blood this, slaughter that... Slaanesh people are fun to have around, Tzeentchs at least give you a reason to drink, and hell, even Nurglites can be great fun (if you keep them away from the buffet line, that is ).

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Old 05 Jan 2009, 23:38   #13 (permalink)
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Bah! Degenerates that worship a specific aspect of Chaos Undivided....

Don't you know that these "Chaos Gods" are just a different face of the same Chaos God?

That's what I would say if I was an Iron Warrior Warsmith. But seriously, no Chaos Undivided?
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Old 05 Jan 2009, 23:43   #14 (permalink)
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Nope no chaos undivided. It's all about worshipping the 4 Gods. Chaos undivided is worshipping them all. Although I get where you are coming from, ALL the gods are cool, that's why their gods hehe

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Old 06 Jan 2009, 03:12   #15 (permalink)
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Khorne. Because I'm just a sick, spiteful bastard who enjoys slaughter and destruction I'm not a psyker, and you really need to be to go anywhere with Tzeentch; I'm not gay, so Slaanesh is out; and Nurgle is just plain disgusting to me. Besides, following Khorne will get you noticed really quickly, and the prospect of being able to look death in the face and laugh because I am death is just cool.

Basically, I just want to be badass and smack down anyone who says otherwise.
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Old 06 Jan 2009, 03:20   #16 (permalink)
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Definetly Slaanesh, but I wouldn't worship him to the extent he would mutate me.
Also nurgle worshippers would not notice how ugly they are, DEFINETLY not Khorne I don't want to die with my blood leeching in to the ground and my god laughing at me! and Tzeentch would definetly be a possibility I like to scheme a lot.
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Old 06 Jan 2009, 03:25   #17 (permalink)
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Nurgle, most likely, as I have him to thank for my predicament (Diabetes-I rock!) and "Nurgle: so sick it's awesome." and the idea of my body harboring all sorts of diseases(hemorrhagic fever, flesh eating t4 type thing)its just cool to me.:nurgle:


Slaanesh? What the hell? your gay! that explains everything! :P
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Old 06 Jan 2009, 03:49   #18 (permalink)
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Malaal.... Hatred for the sake of Hatred, self loathing....sounds like me already...
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Old 06 Jan 2009, 09:55   #19 (permalink)
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Perturabo would be my primarch and my god would be Slaneesh.

Party all day and all night with those sexy (old models) and emo-looking barbies (new models) is not bad for a gothic world.

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Old 06 Jan 2009, 11:31   #20 (permalink)
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Tzeentch? hell nah, no way would i wanna randomly mutate into spawn or just be killed for the heck of it.

Slaanesh? Pleasure? indulgence? Hell seems mighty fine to me =D

Nurgle? No.

Khorne? Blood, blood, and more blood? No mutations? No lies? hmmmm Definitely a possibility.

I suppose it would be whatever i think is funner, killing, or sex/music/etc
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