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Old 27 Aug 2005, 16:52   #1 (permalink)
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A long time ago in an online X-Box game far, far away...

[move][glow=yellow,2,300]l33t W47z![/glow][/move]
[move][glow=yellow,2,300]Episode 1: Da campin n00bs[/glow][/move]

Amidala: WTF!?
Panaka: wot?
Amidala: Da trade fed noobs r campin outside our base!
TF: lol! all ur base r belong 2 uz!
Panaka: lol, dey dunt no wez got Jedi on dere ships!
TF: Noobs, we do now!
Amidala: Panaka you tw@t! SDFU abot our planz!
Panaka: !!! deyz invadin us!
*Trade Federation has captured Naboo Capital*
Amidala: We'z fked!
Qui-Gon: lol, crybaby noob. cum wiv us!
Amidala: lol, sick noob.
Qui-Gon: STFU biatch or i rapez j00 wiv me force powa! Pheer me!
Obi-Wan: ...You're a noob, Qui-Gon.
Panaka: quick! every1 on da ship!
*Trade Federations wins! Loading Tatooine Level...*
TF: WTF!? dey excaped!
Darth Sidius: It is to be expected. I knew such pathetic lowlifes could not succeed.
TF: f u noob wez r0x0rs.
Darth Sidius: Indeed... then perhaps I should join you on Naboo and fight you?
TF: OMFG plz no!!! wez da noobs not uz!!!
Darth Sidius: Much better. I am sending my apprentice, Darth Maul, to finish the job.
Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the noobs. At last we will have revenge...

*Tatooine Level Loaded.*
Amidala: wez safe ere right?
Qui-Gon: lol no. dis iz Tatooine n da guys here sux.
Obi-Wan: u sux Qui-Gon noob.
Qui-Gon: STFU ghey boy! I ass rape you!
Obi-Wan: ...den doesnt that make you ghey?
Qui-Gon: ...
Amidala: lol, u owned!
Panaka: really owned!
Qui-Gon: STFU! Hey, derez a kid who cn use Podz!
Obi-Wan: u want to sleep wiv him too?
Panaka: ROFL!!!!!!!!
Qui-Gon: STFU! Im not ghey!!!! noobs!!!!!
Amidala: well lets go tlk 2 im den.
Qui-Gon: kid, want 2 join our clan?
Anakin: nah, u all noobs.
Qui-Gon: WTF!? listen kid, u join uz or i teabag ur corps!
Obi-Wan: told u he waz a ghey.
Panaka: ROFLMAO!!!! dude u make me piss my pants!!!
Anakin: k i join but i got 2 win diz pod race!
Sebulba: nah u no win noob i fkin ownz at podracin!
Anakin: f u noob.
Sebulba: lol f u.
*Race begins!*
Anakin: WTF?! i not goin!!!
Obi-Wan: Space bar iz go noob!
Anakin: STFU!!!
*Sebulba has taken the lead.*
Sebulba: rofl u sux0r noob!
Anakin: i win u.
Sebulba: lol no.
Anakin: ja i winz... if i HAX!
Sebulba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*Sebulba has lost the lead. Anakin has taken the Lead.*
Anakin: ROFL I WINZ NOOB!!!!!
Qui-Gon: yes we winz!!! lol dat easy!
Amidala: rite every1 on da ship.
Qui-Gon: WTF!? i iz bein attaked!
Darth Maul: ...
Qui-Gon: go awayz noob!!!
Darth Maul: ...
Qui-Gon: u fkin ghey noob!!!
Darth Maul: When your testicles drop, let me know.
Qui-Gon: STFU noob!!!
Darth Maul: Noob? Aren't I the one who is winning?
Qui-Gon: f u noob!!!!
Darth Maul: I believe the term is "ownzed".
Qui-Gon: STFU NOOOOB!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: Run u cnt!
*Naboo Team wins! Loading Coruscant Level. Coruscant Level Loaded.*
Yoda: wot r u doin ere? uz meant to be ownin da TF!!
Qui-Gon wez ere becoz wez got Anakin wiv us n he r0x0rs. Cn he be on our team?
Yoda: No, wez dont want noobs on our team.
Anakin: i iz not a noob u noob!
Mace Windu: rofl u suck cock Ani.
Obi-Wan: if u not want noobs, why iz Qui-Gon on dis team? u like tea-baggin his ghey ass?
Qui-Gon: STFU noob!
Yoda: yeah, i luv teabaggin his big sexy ass!
Mace: n his momma sux great cock!
Qui-Gon: F U ALL!!!!
Anakin: so i cnt be in ur clan?
Yoda: no noob
Anakin: but i iz teh l33tzor!!!
Mace: rofl ur not! dere iz only onez l33tzor n u not it!
Anakin: i iz!!!!
Yoda: den go an ownz da TF noob!
*Loading Naboo level. Naboo Level loaded.*
Qui-Gon: rite now wez owns dem!
Obi-Wan: yeah we r0x0rz!!!
Darth Maul: Oh look, the illiterate twelve-year-olds are back.
Qui-Gon: STFU noob!!!!
Darth Maul: Shut up retard. I grow tired of your brainless dribble.
*Qui-Gon is dead.*
Obi-Wan: ownzed noob!
Darth Maul: And now for you...
Obi-Wan: o fk!!! i iz trapped! let me out u campin noob!
Darth Maul: I think not.
Obi-Wan: fk! i hope Ani iz doin betta dan me...
*Trade Federation defeated. Naboo Team has captured Naboo.*
Obi-Wan: lol u lost noob!
Darth Maul: Not quite... give it up, you cannot survive.
Obi-Wan: yes i can! HAX!!!!
Darth Maul: Cheating little f-
*Darth Maul is dead. Naboo Team win.*
Obi-Wan: pwnd sucka! Poor Qui-Gon... i no wot 2 do!
Yoda: yes u do... TEA BAG IM!

[move][glow=yellow,2,300]The End.[/glow][/move]
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Old 27 Aug 2005, 21:00   #2 (permalink)
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A long time ago in an online X-Box game far, far away...

[move][glow=yellow,2,300]l33t W47z![/glow][/move]
[move][glow=yellow,2,300]Episode 2: Da attack of da n00bs[/glow][/move]
*Loading Coruscant Level... Coruscant level loaded.*
Padme: WTF!?
Palpatine: My dear, must you always start the level with "WTF"?
Padme: ya coz sum1 pwnd me ship!
Palpatine: Oh dear... in that case, I shall assign two Jedi to guard you whilst you are here...
Obi-Wan: j0!
Anakin: w00t! Padme! u sexy fing!
Padme: lol
Obi-Wan: Anakin look a sniper!
Anakin: aw... but i wanted 2 cyber wiv Padme
Obi-Wan: STFU lets go!
Anakin: wow dey good...
Obi-Wan: dere! she iz landin in da crowd!
Anakin: i got her! WTF sum1 sniped her!
Obi-Wan: Dude dat guy had sweet armour mod!
Anakin: shud we teabag her corpse?
Obi-Wan: yeah cuz i a horny biatch lol.

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Old 27 Aug 2005, 21:13   #3 (permalink)
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ROFL!!1eleventyzones!1! d@7 w4z t3h r0xx0rzzz!11



hahahahah that was great...

Is the mace in there the mace from here?
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Don't think so.....
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