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Old 13 Sep 2004, 20:21   #1 (permalink)
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Default Bad, and I mean BAD, jokes.

Whats the worst jokes you know?
I've had to remove some for being too terrible, so go on, tell some.
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Bad means terrible, just not funny, groanworthy etc.
Not necessarily dirty, naughty etc.
We are after "Oh, no! that is the worst pun I've heard ever!"
Not "I have to go and wash my eyes now."

Knock, knock.
>Who's there?
Chicken.
>Chicken who?
To get to the other side.

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Old 14 Sep 2004, 08:16   #2 (permalink)
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What the hell?
How about:
*Knock Knock*
"Who's there?"
*Dr.!*
"Dr.Who?"
*How did you guess?*

Groooan.
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Old 14 Sep 2004, 15:00   #3 (permalink)
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don't get me started.....rezzy knows about them.
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Old 14 Sep 2004, 17:55   #4 (permalink)
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If Slaanesh is all s***al and everything, then how come Tzeentch gets a thousand sons?
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Old 14 Sep 2004, 20:35   #5 (permalink)
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C'mon people, you can do more than that!
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what you call a snail on a boat? a snailor
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Old 14 Sep 2004, 22:27   #7 (permalink)
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I have one, but it's too dirty. If you really must know, PM me for it.
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Old 25 Sep 2004, 10:22   #8 (permalink)
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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porche...I don't haev a porche in my garage.

Oh wait you didn't want those.

Then, why did the chicken cross the road?
because he felt like it.

That is just stupid. Oh well I can't think of an entertaining bad joke.
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