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Old 08 Aug 2005, 09:18   #1 (permalink)
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I am going to be absent from the board for the week as i have family from france coming to visit. I may be once or twice to vent from them having a remark about everything and everything.
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Old 08 Aug 2005, 14:22   #2 (permalink)
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Have fun ;D
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Old 09 Aug 2005, 05:41   #3 (permalink)
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I want to hurt them badly. First they refuse to speak English so that means i have to follow them everywhere. second they are staying at my house so that kills the mood. And they thought my wife was the maid that was the thing that really pissed me off. And the first words out of my uncles mouths were how crappy the cigars are. My aunts said i should not have married my maid (they cant get over the fact she is hispanic) and should have found a nice french girl. But the one good thing is that i am going to sneak my cousins out of the house and take them to an American bar on wensday.
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Old 09 Aug 2005, 16:37   #4 (permalink)
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Foreigners, eh? No excuse for them ;D
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Old 10 Aug 2005, 20:30   #5 (permalink)
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She's hispanic so she's the maid huh? Well i'm Metis so i'm violent then. >

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Old 11 Aug 2005, 00:04   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Warbird-back next monday
My aunts said i should not have married my maid (they cant get over the fact she is hispanic) and should have found a nice french girl.
Thats not racist! :

but that has to really do what a Hoover does.
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Old 11 Aug 2005, 06:43   #7 (permalink)
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Well i got very interesting when i took my 2 cousins came from France. It seems they cannot hold there alcohol. I take them to the college bar for despite it being summer was quite full and i get them drinking. That was the first bad idea as it seems they are both out of control rich kids who one speaks little English and one does not know any. so they start get going and the one that does not speak English tries to hit on some guy only it does not hit her that they do not know *french and she makes me translate bad idea #2. Apparently someone found out about me and they want to see me go on a bender. I manage to convice them that i am driving when in all reality we walked. I start looking around and my other cousin is trying to hit on the bartender so i have to go stop her from insulting him when she thinks she is flirting. it is 30 minutes in i have not had a drink and both are wasted. As i sit down and make a order of 3 shot of various scotches they want to go home so i take 3 shots in 40 seconds and leave. We get home and the girls parents are fuming cause apparently the both go to girls schools and they don't want them near boys especially American boys. We start yelling and and a friend of mine who goes by verion on line pops in my back door and starts eating my food (nothing new it is something he does when he eats all available food at his house) but this time he is wasted and wants more as he said "l33t food". *BY this point my wife has exploded and is getting back at them *and verion starts hitting on my cousins while my relatives are occupied. I manage to get everyone calmed down and i look outside and verion *is making out with the cousin that know little English so i separate them and tell him to go play some computer games and her to go to the livingroom. After that they go back to their rooms and i get yelled at for taking them to a bar and letting verion make out with my cousin. it all calmed down about a 1/2 hour ago and verion has left so that is why i am writing.

Warbirds tip-Never have a french family. And if you do i feel your pain and homicidal thoughts.
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Old 11 Aug 2005, 11:11   #8 (permalink)
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What did you expect from a country that favours Wine over Beer, and you can tell them I said so <cough> AGINCOURT <cough>
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Old 11 Aug 2005, 18:23   #9 (permalink)
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sounds like you had a great time :
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Old 12 Aug 2005, 08:06   #10 (permalink)
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Another freaking great day in Idaho with the french. I awoke at 8 Am after 4 hours of sleep ( i had to go over some notes and give my opinion to a very greedy game company) to verion my eternal destroyer of the little peace and quiet i have playing a video game that is not going to be released for 2 months (my first thought is not of the game but of how the hell he got past my dogs and security system).so he goes on about the flaws in the programing and how to short it. Naturally i want to sleep more but the french won the battle over my basement (I think that's the only battle they will win for some time ;D) and verion are going to force me to get up so i get out of my hammock (yes i sleep in a hammock when i work late so i do not wake the wife up) and promply realize why verion is there................he wants my cousin that knows little English. I shoot a glance he laughs at it and goes to the kitchen to wait for some "l33t drinks and food" so i get cleaned up and get out there and what do i see verion has chugged 3 bawls (more on bawls at the bottom) and i immediately start wondering the implications of 3 bawls. My wife comes upstairs with the french behind her and she immediately stops and stares at him blankly (i could see the rage that she had to deal with a teen on a caffeine binge) the french the whole time wonder what is going on until i tell them about the drink. So i get breakfast started while everyone get settled and i see verion with another bawls sitting next to the better looking of my 2 cousins ( same one from the night before) and to my suprise the french say nothing. So verions buzz starts and the french start the bombardment about the food. After that verion is is buzzed and on the verge of going nuts so i sit him in front of of the x-box and tell him to play the unreleased game. After that it was pretty uneventful except taking them to see the town and me having to interpret some stupid questions.

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