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Old 05 Aug 2005, 00:45   #1 (permalink)
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My Dad managed to recover (well, stumbled across) some old files from late 2002-early 2003 that he had stored away at work for me back then. Lots of old interesting stuff!
Some of it painful though. :'(
Various memories.
Anyways, I'll probably sort through it tomorrow and post any interesting stuff I think you might like.
For now here's a small .txt file I had saved that made me laugh, hope you like it:

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I got into an arguement with a girlfriend inside of a tent, this is a bad place for an arguement, cause then I tried to walk out..... And slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick? "ZIIIIIIIIP F**k you."
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 12:42   #2 (permalink)
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<Belly laughs> Rez man, you rock!
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 14:40   #3 (permalink)
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Lol. Thats funny. Rofl. How did you end up there?
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 14:54   #4 (permalink)
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Lol I'd like to let this continue but I forgot to tell you that I didn't write that, I just found it on the internet.
My and my ex never really argued much. :P
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 18:06   #5 (permalink)
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I don't care if you wrote that or not, that was still funny!
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 18:07   #6 (permalink)
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Hence why I saved it. ;D
I think I found it on a blog several years ago.

Here's a song I wrote in 2002/2003, it's got some bad language in it 'cause it's an angry song, but I'll put stars in. :P

[hr]
Through You

F**k you are the words I spit,
Right at you I direct this sh*t,
Wish you here dead,
This violent vortex in my head,
Makes me change,
All this time I've waited and you're in the way...

(Chorus)

Step the f**k back or I'll go right through you, smash right through you,
Crash into you,

Through you (x2)

Step the f**k back or I'll go right through you...


I bottle this inside, it makes me lose control.
You dont know what you're letting me in for,
The red mist takes over so you'd better take cover,
Watch your back or I will hack right through you,

All this anger cause of you -F**K YOU,
This pain I feel because of you -F**K YOU,
You had better run like f**k or I'll crush you.

(Chorus)

You think I'm joking, just another F****d up kid,
Maybe your right and I'm screwing with your head,
Come over hear you little piece of s**t,
And then,
I'll show you how I'm gonna do it...

(Chorus)

What gets me is the fact you wouldn't even care,
If you discovered im tearing out my hair,
Because of you,

Because of you...x4

(Chorus)
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As I said, angry times. :P

Still, what do you think?
More stuff soon. 8)
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 18:15   #7 (permalink)
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You showed me that before. I think you needs to drink more man, mellows you out.
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 18:17   #8 (permalink)
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That was about 3 years ago mate, you know I'm (sightly) more chilled now. 8)

I found some random bitmap images.

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Old 05 Aug 2005, 18:29   #9 (permalink)
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A Khorneate Chaos symbol (which is also on my shirt 8) ), an old Cyclone Termie, a Tekken 3 vertical banner, and a photo of some GW relics.
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Old 05 Aug 2005, 18:35   #10 (permalink)
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Here's an old document I had saved. ;D

Humorous Facts


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at school/work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Made me laugh. Enjoy!
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