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Old 14 Jun 2010, 12:44   #1 (permalink)
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Default Keanu Reeves Is Immortal

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Old 14 Jun 2010, 16:39   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Keanu Reeves Is Immortal

He's not the only one:



Paul Revere is Jack Black!

Also:
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"In 1920, two years before the death of Paul Mounet, the Ottamon Empire disolved after WW2 leaving all of Beirut under French control."
Ottoman, dissolved, WW1. Seriously, the creator of that image managed to spell Beirut correctly, but not Ottoman? There are other errors, but that sentence was just painful.[/spoiler]
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Old 14 Jun 2010, 19:31   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Keanu Reeves Is Immortal

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"In 1920, two years before the death of Paul Mounet, the Ottamon Empire disolved after WW2 leaving all of Beirut under French control."
Ottoman, dissolved, WW1. Seriously, the creator of that image managed to spell Beirut correctly, but not Ottoman? There are other errors, but that sentence was just painful.[/spoiler]
Ottamon uses Turban Tornado!

It's super effective!

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Old 14 Jun 2010, 19:37   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: Keanu Reeves Is Immortal

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The evidence:
For some reason, I don't know why PLASTIC SURGERY comes to mind, along with a razor.

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Old 14 Jun 2010, 19:49   #5 (permalink)
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No, Will. He is definitely immortal.
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Old 14 Jun 2010, 22:33   #6 (permalink)
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:shifty:

THe day the world ends, was simply a nostalgic feel for Keanu.....I KNEW IT!
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Old 14 Jun 2010, 22:36   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm.

If this is true, does that make Chuck Norris, God?
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Old 15 Jun 2010, 05:39   #8 (permalink)
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........now that Keanu is out of the closet.....does that mean there is a historical reference to chuck norris?
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Old 15 Jun 2010, 08:01   #9 (permalink)
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Such bland acting could NEVER support two careers. Sorry, but it's statistically impossible for them to be the same person...
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Old 15 Jun 2010, 08:24   #10 (permalink)
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No, Will. He is definitely immortal.
He has based his plastic surgery in a random guy he thought no one would notice...

Then his new face met a razor and he became clean shaven.
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