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Old 07 Jun 2010, 16:52   #1 (permalink)
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If you were suddenly transported to the 41st millenium, with only a handful of Imperial credits (£50 equivalent) and the clothes you were wearing, what would you do? There are many options, which will you take?
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Old 07 Jun 2010, 16:57   #2 (permalink)
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Try and join the mechanicus. Probably end up getting lobotomised and being a servitor though,
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Old 07 Jun 2010, 16:59   #3 (permalink)
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I can just imagine a servitor with TGS tattoed on the back of it's bald head ;D
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I'd use the 50 to buy modern clothes and attempt to sell mine to relic collectors because they'd be over 35 thousand years old. Then go from there.
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Old 07 Jun 2010, 17:06   #5 (permalink)
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Die a horrible death, as there's bound to be some silly law I've unknowingly already broken just by being there.
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Old 07 Jun 2010, 17:38   #6 (permalink)
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Die a horrible death, as there's bound to be some silly law I've unknowingly already broken just by being there.
This ^.

Despite what the posters here may desire, you will most likely be executed by the Inquisition, eaten by Tyranids, harvested by Necrons, killed by human or mutant criminals, killed by superstitious humans, or killed by Xenos. If you are incredibly lucky, you might, just might, get pressed into service in an Imperial Guard Penal Legion.
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Old 07 Jun 2010, 18:06   #7 (permalink)
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Find SOME way aboard a Rogue Trader vessel - if there is ANY place in the Imperium where it is highly likely that you 1) see the galaxy and 2) get a proper promotion based on what you can do, and not where you were born, it is aboard a Rogue Traders vessel.

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Old 07 Jun 2010, 18:14   #8 (permalink)
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Say then, that you get aboard this rogue traders vessel. What next?
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Old 07 Jun 2010, 18:19   #9 (permalink)
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Say then, that you get aboard this rogue traders vessel. What next?
Going with the flow, making myself useful, advising whoever will listen with sound, logical, 21st century advice, hopefully getting recognised by either the RT or some other higher-ranking crew member, and getting a better position aboard - maybe even in a RT's retinue. Money, power, influence, anyone?

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Old 07 Jun 2010, 18:21   #10 (permalink)
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Well, disregarding Imperial credits, since the location is not given...

F that bleak shtlk, I'm going to go live with the Tau.
They'll find a spot for me in their machine. :funny:
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