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Old 21 May 2010, 18:49   #1 (permalink)
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Zenai: You know...
Zenai: after years of watching WW2 movies and series
Zenai: you would have thought they run out of stuff to make movies and series out of it
Zenai: future WW2 movies will have lasers and robots in it
Zenai: and the grand majority of soldiers are Latinos and blacks
Zenai: and mostly female
Zenai: and instead of the Jews
Zenai: Mormons would be the one persecuted by Hitler but soon she ran out of Mormons to kill so they kill ginger bread people on the island of the coast of Antarctica because they were both delicious and it was fun to hear their deathly screams as they were eaten. They had delicious and sweet strawberry fillings. The Ginger Bread people formed the Ginger Bread Resistance Army or GBRA and allied with the Allies with the promise that they will give up their secret recipe for nuclear chip cookies in return for aid in the forms of laser, robots and monkey reinforcements so they can better resist the feminazis and their hunger for sweets when they get all emotional.
Zenai: Hitler would be a woman with issues that decided to take her anger on the world
Zenai: And Hitler would be Muslim
Zenai: and has a beard
Zenai: so one of her issues is being a bearded lady
Zenai: and being raped constantly by goats
Zenai: Stalin would be capitalist pacified leader
Zenai: we waged war with the Germans by means of love
Zenai: but the casualties would still run in the thousands but that's okay since their people are hippies and they y'xa'uk each other on a regular basis and gave birth by the thousands. Their babies are taken care of by bears and they are trained to act as elite bear cavalrymen. The bear's secret agenda was actually to form an army to fight the penguin army after they defeated Hitler.
Zenai: Japanese invaded Asia via Anime and their troops would be their cutest girls in maid outfits
Zenai: Their weapons would be tea and laser tits
Zenai: if you accept the tea, you signify your surrender
Zenai: refuse the tea and they would kill you ala laser tits
Zenai: they would dominate you with their kawaiiness
Zenai: their cuddling kittens would smother you with more cuteness so you would render further into passivity. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, the Americans destroyed themselves because their head is full of cuteness from the Japanese maid and kitten battalions sent to destroy Pearl harbor. The Americans literally exploded as their head is filled to the extreme in cuteness. It was a dark day for America and from that day onwards, they would kill every cute thing on Earth. Later when the Americans made their way to Japan, Reverse-Kamikaze attacks were the main resistant to America's efforts to defeat Japan. American Pilots who enter the Kawaii Shield that envelopes Japan has suddenly had their head filled with kittens and cake, to alleviate the cute-pain, they turn around and crashed into their own ships. They couldn't crash into any Japanese infrastructure because they were filled with kittens and killing kitten is bad.
Zenai: also in this version of WW2
Zenai: South America actually took part in the war
Zenai: their Drug Lord President joined the Allies because the US promised they would not ban weed and stop playing Ricky Martin over their cities
Zenai: ph
Zenai: oh*
Zenai: the French did not surrender
Zenai: they use their cheese tanks and wine artillery to beat back the Feminazis
Zenai: the wine stains their uniforms and the smell of cheese repels them
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Old 21 May 2010, 18:52   #2 (permalink)
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What brought about this craziness?!
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Old 21 May 2010, 19:08   #3 (permalink)
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Added some additional stuff. It's in bold btw.
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Bitch be trippin' balls.

That is all.
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How about putting this in paragraph form? Or are the "Zenai:"s at the beginning of each part, part of the craziness?

Pearl Harbor...needs some Hello Kitty references in there.
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How about putting this in paragraph form? Or are the "Zenai:"s at the beginning of each part, part of the craziness?

Pearl Harbor...needs some Hello Kitty references in there.
There's no Hello Kitty reference in Zen's Alternative WWII History.
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Old 21 May 2010, 19:29   #8 (permalink)
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How about putting this in paragraph form? Or are the "Zenai:"s at the beginning of each part, part of the craziness?

Pearl Harbor...needs some Hello Kitty references in there.
There's no Hello Kitty reference in Zen's Alternative WWII History.
They were not invented until 1974 anyways, so it would be hard to have them at Pearl Harbor.
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How about putting this in paragraph form? Or are the "Zenai:"s at the beginning of each part, part of the craziness?

Pearl Harbor...needs some Hello Kitty references in there.
There's no Hello Kitty reference in Zen's Alternative WWII History.
They were not invented until 1974 anyways, so it would be hard to have them at Pearl Harbor.
Out of everything in that, you choose Hello Kitty not being invented until 1974 as a basis of why it's false??!?ONE?!?! :P
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Old 21 May 2010, 19:44   #10 (permalink)
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Well not only...

When he said Ricky Martin, I thought he was speaking about Richard Martin, husband of Noel Gay and co-writer of Run Rabbit Run. This Richard Martin was also the father of Ricky Martin, the Psy-Ops Specialist utilized by the American Government during the 90's. If Zen was referring to that Ricky Martin, I would have to say that is also false, because Ricky wasn't born to Richard and Noel until the summer of 1951 a full six years after the events of World War II.

Any loyal Brits here should be able to confirm Noel Gay's contribuations to World War II.
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