[Tim the Tau]

Ok, so first of all I want to say that I'm not at all drunk right now. I haven't even been drinking tonight. What I have been is hungry. Really, really hungry. So being the hungry hungry hippo that I was I set out to a wonderful place by the name of Empire (and by wonderful I mean greasy). I then proceeded to order a meal that I knew, from past drunken escapades, would not fail to fill me up. I'm talking of course about a Turkish Burger!

A Turkish Burger is basically a cheese burger, with donner kebab meat rammed inside and swimming in chili sauce. It is awesome. It's pretty much a guaranteed cardiac arrest... in chili sauce. Of course, apart form tonight, it's only ever ordered by drunk people.

So the purpose of this topic is to ask:
What crazy foodstuffs do you guys order when you've been drinking?

[Nightmare]

Marmite on toast with a bag of cheese and Onion crisps. Yet I hate both.

Or failing that - a load of lettuce with a bit chunk of burnt burger.

[ForbiddenKnowledge]

Morning after - a rustlers burger first thing. Perfect hangover cure.

Whilst drinnking - pork scratchings. There is no food more glorious.

[coolmule]

Originally Posted by Rafe

Whilst drinnking - pork scratchings. There is no food more glorious.

Mmmmm pork scratchings....

I remember coming home once, grabbing an oven pizza from the freezer, and sticking it in the oven. By the time it was halfway cooked I had made beer batter. I then took the pizza, covered it in batter and deep fried it. Sadly I was drunk enough to think it was a good idea, but not drunk enough to fail to go through with it. It was amazing for the first few mouthfuls, then I was sick.

[BloodiedFangs]

Deep-fried haggis...Bloody brilliant drunk food. Maybe some brown sauce on it.

[Genmotty]

Somebody elses order at the take away (multiple times).

[hr]

If I get the munchies at home you find all the potatoes you can and make a massive mash. Then get everyone complain because you made three or four saucepans worth...

Gen

[deraj]

I hate eating while drunk. The only weird thing I've eaten while drunk was a pastrami and cottage cheese sandwich on banana bread, and that's just because Mitch Hedberg said to....

Although last time I got drunk I ate salsa, which is massive for me, because I hate peppers and tomatoes with passion.

[Lonely Tau]

I love cooking something simple whilst drunk and making it complicated. Although really I don't eat anything so I cook for other people, apparently bratwursts with barbeque sauce taste so much better when you're drunk/high.

[Hive Lord]

I just go for a good old, nice and simple, peanut butter on toast. Tastes epic after a night out, without exception.

[BloodiedFangs]

Originally Posted by Archon Zraeth

because I hate peppers

:P