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Old 29 Apr 2010, 23:43   #1 (permalink)
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WARNING - This thread may not be in any way factual, and may actually all just be a silly joke. People without a sense of humour are advised to leave right now.



I'm sure you've heard all the rumours about this, but we can finally confirm it is true - Uncharted 2: Among Thieves will be on the 360!

Whilst I'm sure 360 players will be skeptical, Naughty Dog have assured us all that the game will be just as much fun for 360 players as Halo 3 or MW2.

"We understand the needs of the Xbox 360 player base," says some half-dressed slob in a Crash Bandicoot T-shirt. "The 360 gamers expect a much higher level of realism in their gaming than PS3 players, and we've gone to great lengths to make sure our game is as realistic as it can be."
He isn't kidding. Check out these new screenshots recently leaked:


The first pic is the PS3 version of Uncharted 2. The second pic is the much more realistic (ie: brown) 360 version.

Naughty Dog has also confirmed levels will also appear in grey and browny-grey, with a special "next gen filter" option on Single Player to turn everything greyish-brown.

Sony's response to the news has been fairly calm; "We do not feel threatened by Uncharted 2 becoming available to the Xbox. I'm sure that once their Red Ring of Death clears up 360 players will enjoy Uncharted 2 just as much as our vastly superior PS3 community does. In an unrelated note, the third DLC pack for Uncharted 2 - which is a PS3 exclusive - will include a strip-tease emoticon of all the single and multiplayer characters."



Attention, sons and daughters of Helghan - Rule 34 is in effect!

I'm sure everyone here is looking forward to seeing what Naughty Dog achieve with Nathan Drake's first outing on the 360. Happy gaming, 360 owners! Or, as they say in XBL speek, go **** yourself you ass-raping noob whores!"
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Obvious troll is obvious.

Both consoles have their bonuses and online communities on ANY CONSOLE EVER suck a fat one.

In before the console war.
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Books>Video Games.

Far more economic if you aren't generally enthralled by electronic media :P
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Seth, did you fail to read the first line?

Anyway, I shall have to dig out more of my awesome pics. I would have put them up already, but the image of a Chimera blowing kisses is just total mind-rape and I've not yet built up an immunity. :P
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Yeah, I know, I just don't totally get it. :P
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Yeah, I know, I just don't totally get it. :P
Starting some time during the 6th Console Generation, and moving through to the 7th is/was the notion that "real is brown" - games seeking realism basically did everything in shades of brown and/or grey, producing such visually (un)appealing titles as Gears of War. This is a joke I honestly believed the industry had grown out of until I saw Gears 3...

I really wanted to do the pun using single player, as Uncharted 2 (and 1) both have a "Next gen filter" that tints everything brown - a nod to the above notion. Alas, I can't take screenshots of single player, but messing with the replay tint did it well enough. :P
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It has a 'next gen' filter? That's hilarious. :P

Though I find the idea that all Xbox 360 games are brown to be a bit silly. It's really just Gears, which does contain 3 colors - gray, brown, and muzzle flare. But yeah, besides Gears it aint so bad! I mean, look at Halo - that remains comedically colorful.
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Er yeah.... everything is brown - how many colours were in WW1?

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Er yeah.... everything is brown - how many colours were in WW1?
Quite a few actually :P
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Theres also red!

or at least, red tinged brown >.>
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