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Old 17 Apr 2010, 11:30   #1 (permalink)
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Default The David Cameron Quote Generator!

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"Last week, I met a disabled doctor, who told me that the Lib Dems killed Jesus."
http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/toys/dave-met.php

Enjoy. :funny:

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"Last week, I met a Sikh advertising executive, who told me that David Milliband ruined the country for everyone."
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"Last week, I met a Pakistani banker, who told me that Irish travellers drink white cider on the street and start fights."
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"Last week, I met a Somali gentleman, who told me that the blacks set fire to a bag of kittens."
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 11:41   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: The David Cameron Quote Generator!

Lulz
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 12:16   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: The David Cameron Quote Generator!

[size=24px]Last week, I met an Afghan mother, who told me that climate change took all of their money and spent it on a duck island.[/size][size=24px][/size]And how exactly did it do that? :P
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 14:55   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: The David Cameron Quote Generator!

"Last week, I met an imaginary Chelsea supporter, who told me that Gordon Brown drinks white cider on the street and starts fights."

"Last week, I met a devout Muslim reformed paedophile, who told me that David Milliband set fire to a bag of kittens."

"Last week, I met a lesbian postman, who told me that paedophiles were why they were going to vote Conservative."
-I really want to know the story behind that! ;D
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 16:13   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: The David Cameron Quote Generator!

"Last week, I met a Northern family, who told me that the Guardian killed Diana."

"Last week, I met a lesbian couple, who told me that the underclass shouldn't be allowed to stay in a B&B when the owner doesn't want them to."

"Last week, I met a Pakistani burglar, who told me that communists in the BBC were why they were going to vote Conservative."

"Last week, I met a Dutch postman, who told me that Hilary Benn should be stopped before things get any worse."

"Last week, I met an Indian classroom assistant, who told me that lack of respect sexually assaulted a small child and also stole their sweets."

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Old 17 Apr 2010, 17:24   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: The David Cameron Quote Generator!

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"Last week, I met an Australian grandfather, who told me that Somalis just get worse and worse."
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"Last week, I met a white working-class seaman, who told me that teenagers stabbing each other in Hackney were responsible for Broken Britain."
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"Last week, I met a Polish grandmother, who told me that Facebook got a free car from the NHS."
This thing is awesome! ;D
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 20:00   #7 (permalink)
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Default Re: The David Cameron Quote Generator!

LOL!
"Last week, I met an imaginary baker, who told me that Somalis needed to get a proper job."
"Last week, I met a Northern couple, who told me that hoodies just can't be trusted."
"Last week, I met a Somali reformed paedophile, who told me that Facebook served in the Royal Navy for 30 years."
"Last week, I met a disabled former Labour voter, who told me that Lady Gaga had been shouting at buses on the high street."
"Last week, I met an imaginary father, who told me that fundamentalist atheists put them on benefits."
"Last week, I met an Australian burglar, who told me that terrorists were just getting far too uppity."
"Last week, I met a Caribbean burglar, who told me that feral teenagers raped the next door's beagle."

"Last week, I met an imaginary B&B owner, who told me that the Jews drink white cider on the street and start fights."
DAMN JEWS!!! LOL!
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 20:33   #8 (permalink)
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Default Re: The David Cameron Quote Generator!

o_O

Why does everyone have a problem with Cameron? o_O

I'm voting Tory..
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 20:36   #9 (permalink)
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o_O

Why does everyone have a problem with Cameron? o_O

I'm voting Tory..
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And I don't think its a nasty piss take, its hilariously funny. You could do the same with clegg "Oh, in my home town and constituency of Sheffield blah blah blah" or Brown "Lies Lies lies lies lies"
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Old 17 Apr 2010, 20:51   #10 (permalink)
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I imagine a lot of this is due to his anecdote in the first debate which was:

"The other week I met a 40 year old black man, he told me that his family moved here when he was six, he's served in the Navy for 30 years.[snip]"
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