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Old 28 Mar 2010, 23:49   #1 (permalink)
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Transcript of an email I received, thought it might get a few laughs (don't forget to check the sender's email):

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From: FREE LOTTO EMAIL PROMO (normanwashere@eircom.net)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Sunday, March 28, 2010 5:38:41 PM
To: info@winners.com

FROM: GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED LOTTERY PROMOTERS.
82 VICTORIA STREET VICTORIA LONDON SW1 UK.
Tel: +## ### ### ####
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Fax: +## ### ### ####

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attached to the ticket number: 4-20-17-52-34-30 that draw the lucky
winning number, which consequently won the Daily Jackpot in the first
category,in four parts. You have been approved for a payment of
$2,000,000.00 (Two Million United State Dollars) in cash credited to file
reference number: TFR/9900034943/JPT. All participants for the online
version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer
draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associatons and
co-oporate bodies that are listed online.This email promotion takes place
every month.Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our
European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
co upon. In view of this, your $2,000,000.00 (Two Million United State
Dollars) would be released to you by our payment office in The London.
*********************************************
To file for your claim, please contact your fudiciary agent immediately
via the email below:
Mr.Richard Smith
(Freelotto Fiduciary Agent)
Email :claimsoffic@aol.co.uk
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Fax: +## ### ### ####
********************************************
Once again congratulations...
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Online Co-ordinator
FREE LOTTO EMAIL PROMO
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Hahahahaha. Telephone numbers censored because they probably belong to inncocents, and highlights in bold.

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Old 29 Mar 2010, 01:29   #2 (permalink)
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2 million US dollars from London? Dude, respond to that! :P
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Old 29 Mar 2010, 19:48   #3 (permalink)
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Really... not only can he not spell, not only is this a scam, a bad scam, but he is using an aol account to do it.

Idiot...
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Old 29 Mar 2010, 19:51   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: Heh, heh. It's marked as "Spam" for a reason.

Wow, The London. Must be official if its from The London.;D
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Old 29 Mar 2010, 20:07   #5 (permalink)
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My favourite bit is actually the medium risk bit at the top.

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