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Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 17:19   #1 (permalink)
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Default Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.

http://closecombattraining.com/cctra...FR-Y2AodElFGZw

Anybody, who after reading this, actually takes it seriously, needs there heads examined.

Actually read some of this stuff:

Even people with no legs, or serious injuries can take down an experienced fully fit fighter in less than 5 seconds.

You dont need to make complex manuvers like front kicks

This would cost you nearly $15'000 A DAY to learn from this guy. Even though by his own admission, it can be learned in an hour or less.

Anyone else think this is funny?
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 17:49   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.

Haha, i love the blatent advertisisng when you try and navigate away ;D
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 20:09   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.

Shenanigans.
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 20:10   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.

How so? the link is real, the site is real and not made by me.
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In parting, I've discovered why Farsight started his breakaway faction...
*Farsight looks at Dawn Blade* "Shiny..."*Farsight picks up Dawn Blade and looks around* "... let's be bad guys."
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 20:12   #5 (permalink)
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How so? the link is real, the site is real and not made by me.
Not you, him

I think if people seriously believe this then they are quite thick.

But its definitely a pretty sad move when they resort to "specials" when you try and navigate away.
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 20:20   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.

Ah I see. my apologies.

I was almost thinking that it was a joke, extracting the urine from other online martail arts websites.

But i actually think he is serious.
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*Farsight looks at Dawn Blade* "Shiny..."*Farsight picks up Dawn Blade and looks around* "... let's be bad guys."
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 21:27   #7 (permalink)
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ill settle for my rex quan do..... ;D
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Old 08 Mar 2010, 23:16   #8 (permalink)
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Default Re: Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.

Having just read it all again, and even watched the videos of him flailing away at a guy in a redman suit its just occoured to me whose website it reminds me of.

THE WORLDS GREATEST AND MOST AWESOMESTEST STARWARS FAN

SUPERSHADOW!!

I am aware that many people my not know who he is, so if you fancy a laugh, google him and have a read of his site.
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Old 09 Mar 2010, 18:55   #9 (permalink)
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Default Re: Learn to kill EVERYTHING in a hour with Captain Chris.

Lmao, Id like to fight that guy.

I bet he doesnt use his own 'super awesome system' when it comes down to it.

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Old 09 Mar 2010, 19:11   #10 (permalink)
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Wow, just wow...
I'm really not seeing how someone with no legs can take down a ninja in 5 seconds or less unstoppably?
Also, seeing as he seems to have a hard-on for the military, why is he captain Chris?

I also love the way he says he doesn't care about age, but the main motivation for learning would be to protect your wife and kids. :P

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Lmao, Id like to fight that guy.
Video that. :P

http://www.realstreetfightingmoves.c...expert-or-not/
Entertainingly shreds CC.
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