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Old 16 Feb 2010, 00:47   #1 (permalink)
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Default The newest weapon against vampire infestations...

Put down your stake, take off your garlic necklace, there's a new weapon that is guaranteed to keep those sparkly pedophiles at bay:
vaginas.

News here.

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"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas, but I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours... Thank God I was hungover."

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Old 16 Feb 2010, 01:06   #2 (permalink)
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I read this yesterday. Lol'd heartily, then showed my Twilight love Harem that not only could they never score Cullen himself, but then couldnt even score the actor who portrays him as he has Vaginophobia.
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Old 16 Feb 2010, 01:44   #3 (permalink)
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That article's kind of weird. I agree with the comment, it seems more a sarcastic statement rather than some hidden gay message. I'd find it awkward too to be standing around naked chicks all day. :P
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Old 16 Feb 2010, 02:11   #4 (permalink)
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That article's kind of weird. I agree with the comment, it seems more a sarcastic statement rather than some hidden gay message. I'd find it awkward too to be standing around naked chicks all day. :P
Yeah, but these are naked models. It's not like they're sporting unkempt netherparts. It would be awkward but I can't say I'd "hate it".
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You know, if he turned around and said "having to pose with nude models for twelve hours felt a little weird" he could retain his Man Card. After all, it was a photoshoot, so there was no way he could score and the slightest hint of a hard-on would have the sad-acts that pass for news studios in America all over him.

But "allergic to vaginas?" That may well have removed not only his Man Card, but the Man Card of any children he (somehow) produces.
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Old 16 Feb 2010, 11:21   #6 (permalink)
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You know, if he turned around and said "having to pose with nude models for twelve hours felt a little weird" he could retain his Man Card. After all, it was a photoshoot, so there was no way he could score and the slightest hint of a hard-on would have the sad-acts that pass for news studios in America all over him.

But "allergic to vaginas?" That may well have removed not only his Man Card, but the Man Card of any children he (somehow) produces.
QFT

Though it could be a misquote - journalists LOVE to do that. Still, I'd like to believe it's true. ;D
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Old 16 Feb 2010, 14:08   #7 (permalink)
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...slightest hint of a hard-on would have the sad-acts that pass for news studios in America all over him....
You know, if a man was put in that position and he was supposed to be straight, having a hard-on is understandable (especially if they were attractive models too) .
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Old 16 Feb 2010, 14:14   #8 (permalink)
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1. Has trouble meeting women.
2. Twilight.
3. Is "allergic to vagina".
4. Twilight. Is "allergic to vagina".
5. Takes exception to porn.

Yeah, he's gay. Next!
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Old 16 Feb 2010, 16:14   #9 (permalink)
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Hmmm, in retrospect, maybe I'm allergic to vaginas too. When I'm exposed to them, I start breathing heavy and part of my body swells up. Maybe I should see a doctor about this. :
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Old 16 Feb 2010, 16:22   #10 (permalink)
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Maybe that's what he meant. :P
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