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Old 08 Jul 2005, 19:05   #1 (permalink)
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Here something crazy you better like this i ususlly only post in green

Once upon a time there were three purple men on a purple planet in a purple country in a purple city, and the three purple men decided to go to the purple hotel inside the purple city and spend some purple money during a purple disco.
So the first purple man goes up to the purple hotel through the purple streets, through the purple door and across to the purple person working the purple desk and he says 'I'd like a purple room please'.
The purple person replied 'Okay then, to get to your purple room you must go up the purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and at the end of the purple corridor you will find a purple door which leads to your purple room.'
So the purple man thanked the purple person and walked away from the purple desk and went up the purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and at the end of the purple corridor he did find a purple door which lead to his purple room, and he stepped through the purple door into his purple room and fell down on his purple bed in his purple bedroom and went to sleep with his purple teddy bear.
So the second purple man goes up to the purple hotel through the purple streets, through the purple door and across to the purple person working the purple desk and he says 'I'd like a purple room please'.
The purple person replied 'Okay then, to get to your purple room you must go up the purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and near the end of the purple corridor you will find a purple door which leads to your purple room.'
So the purple man thanked the purple person and walked away from the purple desk and went up the purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and near the end of the purple corridor he did find a purple door which lead to his purple room, and he stepped through the purple door into his purple room and fell down on his purple bed in his purple bedroom and went to sleep with his purple teddy bear.
So the third purple man goes up to the purple hotel through the purple streets, through the purple door and across to the purple person working the purple desk and he says 'I'd like a purple room please'.
The purple person replied 'Okay then, to get to your purple room you must go up the purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and close to the end of the purple corridor you will find a purple door which leads to your purple room.'
So the purple man thanked the purple person and walked away from the purple desk and went up the purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and close to the end of the purple corridor he did find a purple door which lead to his purple room, and he stepped through the purple door into his purple room and fell down on his purple bed in his purple bedroom and went to sleep with his purple teddy bear.
Later the first purple man woke up on his purple bed in his purple bedroom, went over to his purple suitcase to get out some purple clothes for his purple disco, and he wore purple underpants and purple socks and purple pants and a purple belt and a purple shirt and a purple jacket and a purple hat. After he put on his purple underpants and purple socks and purple pants and purple belt and purple shirt and purple jacket and purple hat he sat down and poured some purple milk into a purple bowl which was filled with purple wheatabix which he then ate with a purple spoon before leaving his purple room through his purple door and he went up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase, crossing the purple floor and going past the purple person at the purple desk, out the purple door and down the purple street past the purple cars into the purple disco.
Then the second purple man woke up on his purple bed in his purple bedroom, went over to his purple suitcase to get out some purple clothes for his purple disco, and he wore purple underpants and purple socks and purple pants and a purple belt and a purple shirt and a purple jacket and a purple hat. After he put on his purple underpants and purple socks and purple pants and purple belt and purple shirt and purple jacket and purple hat he sat down and poured some purple milk into a purple bowl which was filled with purple cornflakes which he then ate with a purple spoon before leaving his purple room through his purple door and he went up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase, crossing the purple floor and going past the purple person at the purple desk, out the purple door and down the purple street past the purple cars into the purple disco.
Then the third purple man woke up on his purple bed in his purple bedroom, went over to his purple suitcase to get out some purple clothes for his purple disco, and he wore purple underpants and purple socks and purple pants and a purple belt and a purple shirt and a purple jacket and a purple hat. After he put on his purple underpants and purple socks and purple pants and purple belt and purple shirt and purple jacket and purple hat he sat down and poured some purple milk into a purple bowl which was filled with purple cornflakes which he then ate with a purple spoon before leaving his purple room through his purple door and he went up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase, crossing the purple floor and going past the purple person at the purple desk, out the purple door and down the purple street past the purple cars into the purple disco.
During the purple disco the first purple man was having a purple drink when he saw a purple woman on the purple dancefloor, he liked this purple woman on the purple dancefloor and he sat down at her purple table on a purple seat and they began to talk over their purple drinks inside the purple disco. Soon the purple disco had to close and the purple woman and the purple man decided to go to the purple man's purple room past the purple door in the purple hotel up the purple street and past the purple cars, so they went past the purple cars up the purple street through the purple doors past the purple person sat at the purple desk and up they went purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and at the end of the purple corridor he did find his purple door which lead to his purple room, and they stepped through the purple door into his purple room and fell down on his purple bed in his purple bedroom and did purple things throughout the purple night next to his purple teddy bear.
During the purple disco the second purple man was having a purple drink when he saw a purple woman on the purple dancefloor, he liked this purple woman on the purple dancefloor and he sat down at her purple table on a purple seat and they began to talk over their purple drinks inside the purple disco. Soon the purple disco had to close and the purple woman and the purple man decided to go to the purple man's purple room past the purple door in the purple hotel up the purple street and past the purple cars, so they went past the purple cars up the purple street through the purple doors past the purple person sat at the purple desk and up they went purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and near the end of the purple corridor he did find his purple door which lead to his purple room, and they stepped through the purple door into his purple room and fell down on his purple bed in his purple bedroom and did purple things throughout the purple night next to his purple teddy bear.
During the purple disco the third purple man was having a purple drink when he saw a purple woman on the purple dancefloor, he liked this purple woman on the purple dancefloor and he sat down at her purple table on a purple seat and they began to talk over their purple drinks inside the purple disco. Soon the purple disco had to close and the purple woman and the purple man decided to go to the purple man's purple room past the purple door in the purple hotel up the purple street and past the purple cars, so they went past the purple cars up the purple street through the purple doors past the purple person sat at the purple desk and up they went purple staircase down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor up the purple staircase and down the purple corridor and close to the end of the purple corridor he did find his purple door which lead to his purple room, and they stepped through the purple door into his purple room and fell down on his purple bed in his purple bedroom and did purple things throughout the purple night next to his purple teddy bear.
The next purple morning the first purple pairing woke up on the purple bed in the purple bedroom and decided that they would have a purple wedding so they went up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase, crossing the purple floor and going past the purple person at the purple desk, out the purple door and down the purple street past the purple cars into the purple church to ask the purple father if they could have a purple wedding, the purple father said yes and so using a purple phone they rang up all their purple relatives to come down to the purple church near the purple hotel because they were having a purple wedding. The purple relatives did come and they sat on the purple benches during the purple ceremony where the purple woman went down the purple aisle in her purple wedding dress and the purple couple then exchanged their purple rings and got married in the purple church then went on their purple honeymoon and had purple children and a nice purple house with a purple dog and everyone lived happily ever after on the purple world.
The next purple morning the second purple pairing woke up on the purple bed in the purple bedroom and decided that they would have a purple wedding so they went up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase, crossing the purple floor and going past the purple person at the purple desk, out the purple door and down the purple street past the purple cars into the purple church to ask the purple father if they could have a purple wedding, the purple father said yes and so using a purple phone they rang up all their purple relatives to come down to the purple church near the purple hotel because they were having a purple wedding. The purple relatives did come and they sat on the purple benches during the purple ceremony where the purple woman went down the purple aisle in her purple wedding dress and the purple couple then exchanged their purple rings and got married in the purple church then went on their purple honeymoon and had purple children and a nice purple house with a purple dog and everyone lived happily ever after on the purple world.
The next purple morning the third purple pairing woke up on the purple bed in the purple bedroom and decided that they would have a purple wedding so they went up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase and up the purple corridor and down the purple staircase, crossing the purple floor and going past the purple person at the purple desk, out the purple door and down the purple street past the purple cars into the purple church to ask the purple father if they could have a purple wedding, the purple father said yes and so using a purple phone they rang up all their purple relatives to come down to the purple church near the purple hotel because they were having a purple wedding. The purple relatives did come and they sat on the purple benches during the purple ceremony where the purple woman went down the purple aisle in her purple wedding dress and the purple couple then exchanged their purple rings and got married in the purple church then went on their purple honeymoon and had purple children and a nice purple house with a purple dog and everyone lived happily ever after on the purple world.

So what was the theme throughout this?

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Old 08 Jul 2005, 19:13   #2 (permalink)
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if the colour of the text was purple, it would have been perfect.

moral of the story is: everyone is colour blind!
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Old 09 Jul 2005, 02:37   #3 (permalink)
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I have to say that was the weirdest story i have ever heard in my life. and I will keep it at that......
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