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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:33   #1 (permalink)
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This is a dream I had last night.

[spoiler]I got a car, somehow without a license :sadnshocked: and drive it home (nothing weird so far), I hit a curb and suddenly go about 60' into the air, whilst doing some hangtime, I manage to fall out the car, do some extremely low-altitude skydiving, get back in the car, and land in a car-parking space at work.
Tonnes of people look at me, And I just drive off home, which is suddenly next door to where I work, and my bedroom/bathroom :sadnshocked: only has one window which faces the staff room windows.
So I'm trying to sleep (in a dream). I wake up (still in the dream) thinking that I've missed work, and then discover that I haven't.
I try using the shower, which I have two of for some reason ??? for some reason I'm using the sink like shower, instead of the regular shower.[/spoiler]

Then I wake up from all the randomness, and think I've missed work for real. Considering I'm usually at work about this time on a sunday.

It kinda creeps me out whenever I think of it, and it isn't the first time.

A normal person dreaming probably wouldn't worry too much about it. But, in my dreams, I kill, I'm murdered, truly ****ed up things happen, and in general, the laws of physics aren't just broken, they're smashed beyond recognition.
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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:37   #2 (permalink)
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Zack,

In one of my dreams, I brutally rape plenty of girls (18+ if anybody is wondering) and you don't see me going about raping. I think I also had another where I do drive-by's on innocent people but most likely it came from the time where I play GTA a lot.

So no worries.
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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:38   #3 (permalink)
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You are asking a forum of adults who play with little science fiction dolls and argue about the intricacies of the imaginary storyline whether or not you professional help? :sadnshocked: In that cast, you probably do.

Your dream's not all that weird, really. I have flying dreams all the time. So physics really doesn't apply in dreams. Dreams are crazy things and can be birthed by anything from latent internal desires to what you had for dinner last night. So I wouldn't worry about it.

Edit: Zen, you probably do need professional help...or at least to back off on the hentai.
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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:43   #4 (permalink)
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Be thankful you don't have my recurring dreams:

1- This house about a mile away has wolves and I have a dream they escape and every one is trying to find them 9all pitchforks and torches) but I don't go with them as I think the wolves would be with them.. They aren't and they eat me.
2- Same old zombie story where I die.
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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:44   #5 (permalink)
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Edit: Zen, you probably do need professional help...or at least to back off on the hentai.
That's crazy talk. You are out of your mind!
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Zack,

In one of my dreams, I brutally rape plenty of girls (18+ if anybody is wondering) and you don't see me going about raping. I think I also had another where I do drive-by's on innocent people but most likely it came from the time where I play GTA a lot.

So no worries.
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...errm...well...at least they're legal? Wow...

And I thought I was weird because I once had a dream where I ****ed a corpse, lol...at least I think she was...she didn't move much. Very unpleasant in either case, still creeps me out.

I've had a few strange dreams about my own job. On at least two occasions I had a dream where I was at work, but the building was infested with zombies and I was a shotgun-toting Bruce Campbell ninja.
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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:54   #7 (permalink)
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And I thought I was weird because I once had a dream where I sav'y'xa'uk a corpse, lol...at least I think she was...she didn't move much. Very unpleasant in either case, still creeps me out.
Are you sure it wasn't a church girl and not a corpse? It's hard to tell the difference sometimes.
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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:54   #8 (permalink)
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You are asking a forum of adults who play with little science fiction dolls and argue about the intricacies of the imaginary storyline whether or not you professional help? :sadnshocked: In that cast, you probably do.
I ask because it is a
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means that near enough everybody will have some sort of common ground with me.

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Be thankful you don't have my recurring dreams
Thats a good point

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I've had a few strange dreams about my own job. On at least two occasions I had a dream where I was at work, but the building was infested with zombies and I was a shotgun-toting Bruce Campbell ninja.
About 2 years ago I had a dream my school was a sex school. :sadnshocked: and all the teachers looked like the nurse from silent hill.
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Old 08 Nov 2009, 12:58   #9 (permalink)
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Well, I don't recall her being that stiff...




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Old 08 Nov 2009, 13:12   #10 (permalink)
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i can levitate in most of my dreams, but i have a hard time lowering myself. its like very clumsy flying, kind of willing yourself off the ground.
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