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Old 25 Apr 2009, 06:57   #1 (permalink)
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Default Play by Play update as Crazedmongoose watches Twilight!

Okay so as some of you may know, I am a fairly decent sized prick when it comes to movies. Complete snob, latte sippin, Marcel Proust reading monocle popping Bourgeois mother****er.

And today, my challenge will be, to watch Twilight.

The most profitable movie in American history (as in, return on investment, not gross profit), millions of shrieking fans, half as many again detractors, a machine of a franchise to be sure...

versus...

some guy who's really supposed to be doing his assessment-but-kinda-cbf-cos-he-ran-out-of-coffee.


I will be watching this movie, minute by minute, giving a play by play update, hopefully witty, scathing and thought provoking but in all likelihood it'll be two hours worth of dick jokes.

Feel free to join in!



Some disclaimers before I start:

I'm generally balanced when it comes to movies, as in, I'll rate them all equally bad, I don't care if it's sci-fi, action, tween romance, or whatever. I subjectively like and dislike some movies but overall I can see their merits.

I will not be making (too much) criticisms based on canon inaccuracy or the wrong "theme" or "vibe" for vampires. Because a) that really doesn't affect how it is as a movie and b) the rest of TO has done enough of that already.

And lastly, I probably hate all the movies you like. So by this bizzaro world southern hemisphere logic I actually might like (or rather not hate as much) this one.

And off I go!
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 06:59   #2 (permalink)
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2.11: have not contemplated suicide yet
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 06:59   #3 (permalink)
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Looking forward to it.
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 07:01   #4 (permalink)
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3.23: a god damn cactus is the thing she values the most? Granted it's not like you have a lot to do in Watch the language dude... -Rezzy, Arizona (or where-ever she came from)
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 07:02   #5 (permalink)
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.....can dialogue which is meant to be stilted still lack chemistry?
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 07:06   #6 (permalink)
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7.26

I've left high school for two years and obviously the entire smalltalk culture's gone down to the shits.
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 07:06   #7 (permalink)
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waiting for the mysterious absense....he might do it guys...
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 07:07   #8 (permalink)
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Some girl just said, and I quote "ha ha ha he ha.....he.....ha he......



that's so funny"
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 07:08   #9 (permalink)
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this is going to be an amusing 2 hours, i haven't even seen the film, i'm just going to enjoy crazed ripping the shit into something
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Old 25 Apr 2009, 07:10   #10 (permalink)
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ha ha he he


oh you are funny


he he



funny


funny



funny


he he


Oh also, the pacific northwest's wildest party:
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