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You know that bit in Jurassic Park III?
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Old 30 Mar 2009, 21:29   #1 (permalink)
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You know, that part when the little boy picks up the phone and goes "Who is it?" and then the dude says "It's the Dinosaur Man" and then the boy takes it to his mother and says "It's the Dinosaur Man."

Well I just realised... THAT'S MY DAD!!!

Not Sam Neill of course, but my dad is a paleontologist and goes on field trips looking for fossils and what not. I don't know why I'm only mentioning this now, I think I just got struck by how totally freaking awesome my dad's job is.

What are your dad's clearly inferior jobs?
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Old 30 Mar 2009, 22:02   #2 (permalink)
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Mine's a world-renowned food specialist microbiologist.

Only slightly inferior, I guess.
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Old 30 Mar 2009, 22:22   #3 (permalink)
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Mine used to make and disarm explosives for the RAAF.

Nowadays he sells point of sale gear.

Sort of a big change there. :P
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Old 30 Mar 2009, 22:41   #4 (permalink)
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My dad fixes windows :P
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Mine was a Helicopter Technician in the Marine Corps. Now he's a computer consultant guy person of some sort...
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Old 31 Mar 2009, 00:06   #6 (permalink)
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Old 31 Mar 2009, 00:48   #7 (permalink)
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Mines fairly well-known in the cable industry. He's a consultant for lots of different electrical cable companies, he basically just goes around from factory to factory selling and modernizing old lines. The main thing he does is put new, modern control systems in old cable lines. Those things are built to last, and with a new control system, he can extend their effective lifetime by up to fifteen years past the original fifteen. This ends up effectively saving those companies tens of thousand, sometimes millions of dollars.

The companies that make those machines absolutely hate him for this.
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Old 31 Mar 2009, 02:31   #8 (permalink)
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I earn more than him sometimes....

Dunno...stuff.
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Old 31 Mar 2009, 03:06   #9 (permalink)
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Well, my dad used to be a factory worker like myself (after a brief stint as a graphic artist which didn't pay nearly enough) and is now on disability. He makes a little money painting miniatures now.

So, yeah...clearly inferior, but I don't really give a shit.

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My dad is an OB/GYN.


That's right, all your vaginas are belong to my dad.
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