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Old 09 Feb 2009, 22:55   #1 (permalink)
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We've all used those corny pickup lines, so post your most corny, funny, strange or even effective pickup lines you've used, or heard used or even considered using!

It'll start:

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 23:00   #2 (permalink)
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... what?

My favorite one, with a fairly good 3-1 success rate, is,

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves"

Calculus pick up lines for the win!
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 23:01   #3 (permalink)
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"Fancy a nibble on a sausage roll?"
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 23:08   #4 (permalink)
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[size=smaller]ROSES ARE #FF0000
VIOLETS ARE #0000FF
ALL MY BASE
ARE BELONG TO YOU[/size]
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 23:09   #5 (permalink)
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An old friend of mine supposedly succeeded with this one...

Do you want to go halves on a bastard?

I somewhat doubt his word....

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Old 09 Feb 2009, 23:46   #6 (permalink)
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Come on, lower your standards... I did...

My watch is special, it can tell me what colour underwear you are wearing.... You aren't wearing any or is it 5 minutes fast?

Are your eyes screwdrivers cause they are tightening my nuts.

Roses Are Red
Violets are Blue
I wanna F#$k you with a rake
and then with a shoe...

Ever had an Australian Kiss? (they'll as whats that) its a french kiss but down under....

If someone rejets you for a dance say "No, I said yur arse looks fat in those pants!"

Say F#$k me if I'm wrong, but your name is Bob...
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 23:55   #7 (permalink)
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My all time favourite:

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

(or, if you wanna be a little more polite, you could say "have coital relations" instead)
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 23:57   #8 (permalink)
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hey baby

like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

.....lmao, not going to work.
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Old 10 Feb 2009, 00:18   #9 (permalink)
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Hey, I've been drinking all night long, and I'm full of fluids. I need somebody to help me with my fluids....
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Old 10 Feb 2009, 00:24   #10 (permalink)
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Thats kinda implying you are going to urinate on potential pick up....
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