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Old 09 Feb 2009, 14:28   #1 (permalink)
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Haha, well last night I got into a conversation with a crazy goth black chick and we got into a convo about zombie babies [dawn of the dead..].

Well we got really into it all, rather disturbing..
Anyway;

Small town [yawn] has a desease unleashed upon the local teenage population, transmitted sexually.
The local hospital 9 months later, many girls about to give birth.
Basically, the std turns the unborn children into ravenous zombies [not in the undead sense, just in the bloodthirsty, will rip out your throat with bare gums kinda zombie, like 28 days later I suppose].
At first it's not noticable as they're too useless to do anything interesting at birth.

After a lil while [maybe some ridiculously pointless addition to the plot in the inclusion of a couple who mysteriously had a child without knowing or some such crap] you see the maturnity ward, a nurse walks in to check up on a particularly noisy baby.
Picks up baby, checks temp and feeds etc etc and it lunges at her, gums latch to her eye and it sucks it out, then the rest of the babies are called to the victim by her screams etc etc and start to leap at her, using soft and squidgy fingernails to gauge into her soft belly, tearing it apart and ripping out her intestines etc etc.
She falls to floor in agony being gummed and pulled apart by rabid babies.

A mother is at home, maybe we had seen her earlier giving a home birth etc..
Well she is sat breast feeding when the baby starts to pull at the breast, tearing it apart and then eating away at the tissues as the mother screams, trying to pry the baby away.
Daddy walks in, pulls baby free just to have a rattle or something jammed into the side of his head/ in his eye.
Falls to floor, mum still crying sat shocked on the sofa or some such as the baby leaps at it's fathers face, tearing him apart. Maybe a lovely scene where the jaw is torn out and thrown across the room as the baby then starts to claw aay at the inside try to find softer tissues.
Hell, maybe even pulls his tongue out or something.

Eh, that's as far as our chat went before I had to leave for food
So yea, sick or a possibly awesomely nasty film?
I liked the idea of a rattle being rammed through a breast during feeding, but it just seemed a bit too brutal.

If you'd like to add to it or just tell me I need to get my head checked then do so.
Hell maybe we can set up the whole damn thing here and see if someone likes the idea
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 14:52   #2 (permalink)
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...I think it's kinda stupid and graphic just for the sake of being graphic, but if the Saw movies are any indication it'll generate a cult following like any horror movie and end up having six or seven sequels made.
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 14:59   #3 (permalink)
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That was the idea :P

Never put two dark minded freaks on one chatroom...


Just put down as many nasty ideas as possible and see what we can make of it
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...I think it's kinda stupid and graphic just for the sake of being graphic, but if the Saw movies are any indication it'll generate a cult following like any horror movie and end up having six or seven sequels made.

Graphic can be good, like saw, but graphic for the sake of graphic usually fails.

Not to knock the idea, but zombie babies? That can't even walk? How would that achieve anything?
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 15:09   #5 (permalink)
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Horror comedy maybe?

Wouldn't it be kinda funny/ creepy seeing a baby leap through the air?

Don't take it all too seriously, I just had to see what people thought of crazy movie idea
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 16:17   #6 (permalink)
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Or to make it even more sinister it's not quite zombie babies, but a canabalistic 'race' of children. Kind of Hannibal Lecter, M.D. meets AI cute (but disturbing (see below)) kid (but instead of a robot, it's an actual real life child).



That would be awesome and unerving. Can you imagin a father coming home and finding his 6-7 year old child playing a Nitendo DS; "Where's mum?" "I don't know father-" High pitched innocent kid voice. "-She isn't coming back though..."

Secretly the children of the town are killing off the adaults and eatting them, as the film goes on they become more and more zombie like (but still 'smart/aware&#39....

It's not gore that makes a horror film, it's the unerving plot...

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Old 09 Feb 2009, 16:28   #7 (permalink)
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I'm not so sure how "incredibly original" the idea is, either. It's zombies. And you even mentioned Dawn of the Dead in your original post. :P
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Old 09 Feb 2009, 16:33   #8 (permalink)
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Yea I was gonna kind of mention that it was a bit of a piss take when I started writing :P

Still, I'd want to see it :P
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How would a newborn have the strength to jump at people? rip open stomachs with their bare hands or jam rattles into peoples heads, they wouldnt even have the strength to suck out an eyeball and couldnt rip off a nipple with their gums.

I think its very daft to be honest.
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Don't you know anything about science?! The zombie virus gives them super strength.
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