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Old 06 Feb 2009, 04:05   #1 (permalink)
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How to piss off an atheist

Was reading this and got a good chuckle. Thought some of you other folk out there might like it too
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Old 06 Feb 2009, 04:35   #2 (permalink)
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Heh, this one was a gem...

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Old 06 Feb 2009, 04:50   #3 (permalink)
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See, most of those don't make me angry, just get me into debate mode so I can shred their beliefs. Bonus points if you get them to throw a punch and concede the moral high ground by default.
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Old 06 Feb 2009, 04:53   #4 (permalink)
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As a someone slightly religious (somewhere between jewish and agnostic) I even find those incredibly dumb...
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Anybody who's seriously agnostic, please read Dawkin's God Delusion.


I used to think being agnostic was something to be proud of, but after reading that I began to question that.



But keep in mind this is being a serious agnostic. Many agnostics just either don't consider the issue or are religious at the root but disillusioned by organized religious institutions.
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Old 06 Feb 2009, 06:27   #6 (permalink)
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"55) Punch him in the face. Hard."
"76) Burn him at the stake."

...yes, that would upset me
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Old 06 Feb 2009, 06:51   #7 (permalink)
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Anybody who's seriously agnostic, please read Dawkin's God Delusion.


I used to think being agnostic was something to be proud of, but after reading that I began to question that.



But keep in mind this is being a serious agnostic. Many agnostics just either don't consider the issue or are religious at the root but disillusioned by organized religious institutions.
Or maybe they just believe there may be a higher power and don't think it is an established one, think the established ones have been changed too much by history, or just plain do not care?
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Old 06 Feb 2009, 08:12   #8 (permalink)
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Anybody who's seriously agnostic, please read Dawkin's God Delusion.


I used to think being agnostic was something to be proud of, but after reading that I began to question that.



But keep in mind this is being a serious agnostic. Many agnostics just either don't consider the issue or are religious at the root but disillusioned by organized religious institutions.
Dawkins in all seriousness, is a nob. ( no not the ork kind)
sure he is entitled to his own opinions and he is fine to dispute religion. and this is not just because i disagree with him.

BUT he doesn't use any form or argument. He only says that we a rong. WHY are we wrong Richard? please tell us.
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Old 06 Feb 2009, 08:55   #9 (permalink)
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Ah..

Richard isn't here, at least I've never seen him here.. which is not to say that he isn't here, but if I was to claim that he was here then I should really offer some evidence that Richard is here. So while I'm not going to claim that Richard is here, should someone else claim that he is here then I'd expect them to come forward with some compelling evidence that proves that Richard is here.

But it would've saved me the time and effort of typing seventy plus words, if I just simply claimed that Richard isn't here. Further more, you might want to avoid trying to engage in conversation with people that you can't prove are actually there.. I've seen people locked up for doing that sort of thing.

As for his answers, might I suggest that you might find what your looking for in one of his books? It sounds like the logical place to start.

::Written tongue in cheek.::
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Old 06 Feb 2009, 08:58   #10 (permalink)
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See, most of those don't make me angry, just get me into debate mode so I can shred their beliefs. Bonus points if you get them to throw a punch and concede the moral high ground by default.
That's because they were written by a very sarcastic atheist for the enjoyment of other atheists.
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