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Old 14 Jan 2009, 01:41   #1 (permalink)
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Default funny scam letters round 2

(This one was strait to the point.)

You won 900,000.

Send information: Name, Age, Country

Email uklwgroup1@btinternet.com

Mr. Alan Grant

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MR OKADIMA DICK
BANK OF AFRICA
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.


ATTN:
This message might meet you in utmost surprise,However,Its just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction,I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso currently holding the post of a director auditing and accounting section of the bank.I have the opportunity of transferring the left over fund($12.5 m USD) which bellongs to one of my client who died along with his family in a plane crash.


After further investigation it was discovered that the deceased person did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, twelve million five hundred thousand united State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration seven years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Burkina Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.


My proposal, I am prepared to place you as the next of kin in a position to instruct BOA BANK to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you 60/30 while 10% will be mapped for expenses that may be incured in the preoccess of transfering this fund into your account. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the procentange 60/30. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line in my involvement in claiming the deposit.


I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to the deceased person I will then officially communicate with my Bank and instruct them to release the deposit to you. With these: all is done. I am aware of the consequences of this proposal.


I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you,delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector.


I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control of my destiny. These chances wont pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.


I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets share the blessing. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels;


I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you, Further more be informed that the fact that you are a foreigner give you the privilege to stand in as my deceased client beneficiary as my deceased client had no relation all his family died with him in a plane crash and I can not use my relation because its not accepted here in Burkina Faso.


Also I am very confident that we will be able to establish the trust that is needed to complete this deal and all that I need from the time been is your willingness and commitment so that we can end this in the nest one weeks.Like I said before there is no risk involve as it will pass through international banking laws and all the necessary information will be given to you in later.I do not want any direct link between you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously Please, again, note I am a family man, I have wife and children.


I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.


Futher detailes of the transfer will be sent to you as soon as i receive a positive response from you.
Thanks.
MR OKADIMA DICK

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HEHE OKADIMA DICK!!!! HEHEH ;D



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Old 14 Jan 2009, 02:03   #2 (permalink)
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Check this one out, it involved scamming the scammers...

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm


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Old 14 Jan 2009, 02:29   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by pepsi

MR OKADIMA DICK

Mr. Okay Im a Dick? haha could have been almost a plausable scam had it not had that as the name.
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Old 14 Jan 2009, 03:21   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Why So Serious?
Check this one out, it involved scamming the scammers...

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
I read the whole thing. Took a while.

It's AMAZING.
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Crikey! This crazy clown causes commotion like the coming of Christ. Contained in a circle corrupted by crackheads and carnal cravings, he creates no concession to callous cheaters concentrating on nought but cock. Certainly, still a curious and cordial cavalier in the countenance of crazed cads, curs and creeps who condemn courtesy as something corny. No cloud could collapse his crushing crescendo of comical crowing and crimson coiffure. This conjecture on culture comes circumlocutive, consequently...

You may call me Circus.
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Old 14 Jan 2009, 03:26   #5 (permalink)
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Its hilarious...the determination is commendable...lol
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Old 14 Jan 2009, 03:30   #6 (permalink)
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anyone laugh their ass off at the painted breast logo on joe?
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Old 14 Jan 2009, 05:18   #7 (permalink)
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anyone laugh their D'yi off at the painted breast logo on joe?
I did

Man, that was awesome! I can't believe the photoshopped drunken clown 'Thanks for the cash' picture didn't shake him!
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Old 14 Jan 2009, 05:33   #8 (permalink)
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I just started page 4.
Heck its good.

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anyone laugh their D'yi off at the painted breast logo on joe?
Yes, Yes I did.
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Old 14 Jan 2009, 05:35   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Why So Serious?
Its hilarious...the determination is commendable...lol
Or he's just that plain gullible.
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Old 14 Jan 2009, 05:40   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Why So Serious?
Its hilarious...the determination is commendable...lol
Or he's just that plain gullible.
And quite obviously blind. If he thought those photos hadn't been shopped then he really needs glasses...
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