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Old 26 Sep 2008, 20:04   #1 (permalink)
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Because I'm bored, my little tirade on Littlejohn reminded me of an idea I had a while ago, and rhyming dictionaries are fun. :P For those who are unaware, the BNP are a nutty far-right party in Britain. They've never really got anywhere in elections, thankfully - they're just there as a sort of reminder that idiots can feel free to vent their feelings democratically, but there are too many reasonably sensible people around for them to actually be able to do anything. To the awesome tune of "TNT" by AC/DC.

Want a Britain for the Brits,
Think that PC’s insane?
Think Nu-Labour is the pits,
Haven’t got a brain?
Well, our party’s there for you
(As long as you’re white)
Ain’t got no votes, ain’t got no hope,
But hatred we’ll incite!

‘Cause we’re BNP
We’re full of spite
BNP
And Hitler was right!
BNP
Read the Daily Mail
BNP
We cannot fail!

Some people say we’re racists,
Well that just ain’t true,
Their smears and lies have no basis,
We just hate Jews!
So lock up the Mooslims and lock up the blacks,
Stop those immigrants in their tracks!
Blackshirts are back in town!
Nu-Labour’s goin’ down!

‘Cause we’re BNP
We ain’t contrite,
BNP
And our wing is right!
BNP
Middle-class white male,
BNP
We shall prevail!
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Old 26 Sep 2008, 20:40   #2 (permalink)
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Made me laugh, it's all true!

I've got to show this to this guy I know who loves the BNP...
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Old 26 Sep 2008, 22:09   #3 (permalink)
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10 quid says they get voted into power within 10 years,
the scary thing is...its a possibility 0.o
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Old 26 Sep 2008, 22:40   #4 (permalink)
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It's never a possiblity - the party is just too far right to be accepted by the general public.
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Old 26 Sep 2008, 22:47   #5 (permalink)
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Well, anyone know the Daily Mail readership? That should give a fairly accurate estimaton of BNP sympathy, right?

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Old 27 Sep 2008, 10:23   #6 (permalink)
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Well, anyone know the Daily Mail readership? That should give a fairly accurate estimaton of BNP sympathy, right?

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Not really.....

According to the last survey, about 50% of the Mail's readers support the Conservative Party. About 25% support Labour and about 20% support the Lib Dems. That leaves only about 5% for all the other political parties...

At the last election, 0.33% of the population (0.7% of those who voted) cast their vote in favour of the BNP. So, thankfully, it appears that SILK is so far correct. the support for the BNP is extremely small.

Oh and by the way - the lyrics were awesome! ;D
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Old 27 Sep 2008, 10:36   #7 (permalink)
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If the Liberal democrats couldn't beat the tories at the end of 1996, when serious allergations were being made about the integrity of some of their MPs (as well as actuall cases) I doubt that the BNP, or pretty much any party you wish to name, stands a chance of getting in - even as the opposition.
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Old 29 Sep 2008, 02:55   #8 (permalink)
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Doesn't the N stand for nazi? As in British Nazi Party?

Yeah, screw 'em.


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Old 29 Sep 2008, 11:46   #9 (permalink)
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Nah - the N stands for national.
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And "National" is another word for Nazi, since having pride in being British is a hate crime now. :
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