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Old 14 Jul 2008, 14:51   #1 (permalink)
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Someone here has this in their sig. I liked it, so saved it. But I'm having trouble.

Sanguinius is just sitting on the Emperor's shoulder. Fine.

Fulgrim's preening himself. Typical.

Mortarion's getting wasted. Cool =P

Rogal Dorn is building a wall.

Perturabo is knocking down Dorn's wall. This amuses me =D

Jaghatai Khan has a tricycle. Cute.

Leman Russ - the wolves and loving a fire hydrant. Very doggy.

Guilliman's hitting Alpharius - pretty clear.

Magnus the Red is reading.

Angron's chewing the Emperor, fair enough.

Night Haunter is hanging upside down, again amusing.

Vulkan's playing with fire. Cool.

Lorgar's preaching, as usual.

Ferrus Manus is crying about the toilet which I assume is a reference to the Golden Throne.

Horus is clutched to the Emperor's chest. Pretty obvious.

So can someone help me:

WHY is Corax looking at porn? And WHY is Lion El'Johnson killing a Pikachu?
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Old 14 Jul 2008, 15:04   #2 (permalink)
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I guess the Lion wanted to kill the scary mouse? :


Much obliged for finding a larger pic though.
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Old 14 Jul 2008, 15:20   #3 (permalink)
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Yea saw that in someones sig- made me laugh.

Lion lead some knightly campaign on Caliban (before meeting the Emperor) to slay a load of forest beasts and rid the planet of them. Im guessing Pika represents a forest beast?
Not sure whats with Corax. Raven Guard eh? Hmm where's my old white dwarf collection? *scampers off*
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Old 14 Jul 2008, 16:06   #4 (permalink)
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Amusing, but it's being shipped the the enclave.

Also I'm gonna agree w/ Thantos about Lionels motivation for killing pikachu.
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Old 14 Jul 2008, 17:52   #5 (permalink)
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Well, from the fluff ive seen corax is reading a porn magazine because he tampered with the gene seeds of his marines.
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Old 14 Jul 2008, 18:16   #6 (permalink)
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Well, from the fluff ive seen corax is reading a porn magazine because he tampered with the gene seeds of his marines.
I don't see why that links to porn...
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He made his own babies? kinda, dunno, seems its a stretch lol.

Yeah with the Lion he led a campaign wiping out all the forest creatures. Plus there was that big battle with the knights that used the forest vreatures [so a bit like pokemon get used] Gotta catch em all! whereas the Lion just wanted to kill them all
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I think Mortarion is drinking poison or bugkiller, not getting wasted...
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I think Mortarion is drinking poison or bugkiller, not getting wasted...
I didn't even see that he had said that or I would have said something. Good going for reading his post that thoroughly!
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Yeah, I got that. But still =P
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