[Falstead]

Ducky and I were talking in chat and something was said that we wanted to sig, but we both realized we just don't have the room in our signatures.

So I figured why not start a thread here for members to share/spread amusing quotes and things said by us either in threads or in chat.

So toss anything thats good here, especially if you just can't quite fit it into your signature.

Originally Posted by Grandpa Ducky April 23rd, 2008

Let me clariffy: Women in scarves = nice. Emo guys in scarves = not. Falstead in scarf = Hawt and secksy. =-P

[jais]

Great idea Falstead! And YAY! I was there when you did it! :P

I'll post some good quotes here when I come over them.

Originally Posted by A friend of mine

I have Skills in the bed!!!

Originally Posted by Bubgum on chat

Jais just PM'd me. He can't post in the chat, but he loves you all so much, and wants to let you know that he wants to make passionate love with you all.

Damn that Bubgum...

Originally Posted by Me on chat, talking with Bubgum

jais: Please Bubu... I'm not in the mood.
Bubgum: ...
Bubgum: Whats wrong?
jais: Nothing really.
Bubgum: Tell me..
Bubgum: Please.. *Puppy eyes*
jais: There is not something wrong, I just dont want to joke all that much. It's not you, it's me. (And no, I'm not breaking up with you.)

Originally Posted by Guest joining in on the chat

Guest1337 has joined Tau_Online

LEET!!!

[Grandpa Ducky]

Originally Posted by Boss Bonesaw and I on Chat. The topic: No time to eat

CmdrBonesaw: Who needs to eat, anyway?
Grandpa_Ducky: Right. I'll eat when I'm dead. ;-)
CmdrBonesaw: Yes. Brains. ^^

Originally Posted by Lonely Tau

what would make it sig-worthy? A video of it? :P

Originally Posted by Chat. The topic: Random 40k Quotes

[12:03] Ralph_The_WonderLlama: there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time.
[12:03] Crisis_Vyper: innocence is a sexy sauce!

Originally Posted by Tak'Ukos

If it weren't for the fact you're totally awesome, your rubber duck fetish might be creepy.

A couple good ones,

-Grandpa Ducky

[Bubgum]

I was there too!! :P[/desperate cry for attention]

Originally Posted by My friends baby brother with Egg shell all over his face

I don't like egg.

I swear that's real ;D

[jais]

Originally Posted by Bubgum

I was there too!! :P[/desperate cry for attention]

I swear that's real ;D

.... wohow.... One of the best ever....
I laughed so hard!

[elflord9d]

Everything I say is a quote.

[Maniac with a Chainsword]

Anon is everything online. They are the heros, the villains, the pedophiles, the hackers. But mostly they are virgins.

Saw this a while ago. Made me chuckle.

[Earring]

Originally Posted by Elf Boy

Everything I say is a quote.

I got my quote! :P

[LordDemon]

Originally Posted by My brother

"I don't have to know laws of physics, they only apply to engineers."

And something I figured out to be true at work:

No good deed goes unpunished.

[Restayvien]

...suddenly centuries of slavery are explained!

I won't put that in context hah but it's funny to put it on the end of random sentences...

That why the medication isn't working sir, it's an analgesic, not an anal-gesic. The pills go in your mouth!