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Parody of the Dark Brotherhood Five Tenets
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Old 18 Aug 2007, 18:08   #1 (permalink)
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I thought this belonged here because it's only loosly game-related, correct me if I'm wrong.

Sithis has saw fit to update the Five Tenets of the Dark Brotherhood.

Tenet 1: Never pee on the Night Mother's Statue in Bravil. To do so is to invoke the laughter of Sithis.

Tenet 2: Never lose control of your mouth and run around town shouting "I'M IN THE DARK BROTHERHOOD! ARREST MEEEEeeee!". To do so, is to get yourself thrown in jail. Dimwit.

Tenet 3: Never, when being given an order from another Dark Brotherhood superior, to say

"Sod that, I'm getting a beer.". To do so, is to severely piss them off.

Tenet 4: Never shove your hand in a Dark Brother or Dark Sister's pocket and shout

"Look! I'm stealing your stuff!". To do so, is just plain STUPID!

Tenet 5: Never bash a fellow Dark Brotherhood member over the head with an enchanted mallet. To do so, is to invoke the side rolling, stomach aching laughter of Sithis.

Hope you enjoyed that little parody put together by me. If you don't like it, please don't bother saying so.

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...what?
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Hah! genious.

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You've never played oblivion I'm guessing?
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Um... what if you killed them all?
I think ive now pretty much broken 8 or 9 of the tenets
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Old 19 Aug 2007, 02:36   #5 (permalink)
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Um... what if you killed them all?
I think ive now pretty much broken 8 or 9 of the tenets
There are only five, you must be really good.
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so what your saying is that oven cleaner can remove paint from plastic models? and after that, you take a toothbrush to your plastic model, and the paint just comes off?
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Um... what if you killed them all?
I think ive now pretty much broken 8 or 9 of the tenets
There are only five, you must be really good.
I meant including the new parody ones. And yes, I am really good.
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Hah! genious.

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...what?
You've never played oblivion I'm guessing?
ok i was wondering why I didn't get it!
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Why? You added nothing and it was dying on its own... it happens. If the topic hadn't gotten posted in by now, its not going to.

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