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Old 30 Jul 2007, 22:19   #1 (permalink)
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Im bored so i decided to tell all of the time i decided to jump out of a moving car. Supid you say? well of course it wasnt going that fast and i only got a scraped arm but it was cool. So if you're interested just tell of some funny, random or just plain stupid thing. Enjoy ;D
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Old 30 Jul 2007, 22:24   #2 (permalink)
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I thought I could go 65 mph over a humpback, blind bridge.


Needless to say, stupid. The car launched three foot into the air, sailed about 15 foot, and upon landing I:

Destroyed 2 of the three engine mounts, causing the engine to drop from the bottom
Cracked the fuel sump.
Split apart the drive shaft.

We panicked, (full car with 4 of my mates...) and thought we smelt petrol. So we bailed 3 feet away, and lit cigarettes.

Cost 300 to repair, and a tow to the garage, but I still drive that car to this day. A lot more carefully now, however, especially around bridges.
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Old 30 Jul 2007, 22:31   #3 (permalink)
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I stuck my tounge out towards my gecko like this :P and she thought it was a worm, and so struck and bit it. Now, Gecko bites aren't dangerous or anything, when on skin. But this is an organ, and it swelled, big time. Couldn't take for a few days...
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Old 01 Aug 2007, 00:15   #4 (permalink)
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I...
Smashed a CD player with a baseball bat...

Smashed a magic 8 ball (that was broken) with a baseball bat...

Prank called some people...

Annoyed some guards over at a nearby warehouse... (Like the British guard, if you dance in front of em, the most they do is yell at you lol).

Drove my dad's old old car under-aged (I was like, 7... Was dumb anyways... RUN AWAY BAYBUH!!).

Accidentally overdosed.
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Old 01 Aug 2007, 02:02   #5 (permalink)
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I had a ton of legos in my bathroom and in my hall.
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Old 01 Aug 2007, 02:05   #6 (permalink)
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Hmm, it seems I need to do more crazy shit.

Living in the middle of nowhere makes that a problem.

Next year in residence should be fun >.
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Old 01 Aug 2007, 03:16   #7 (permalink)
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Middle of the night. 65% of my floor covered in Lego parts. Ouch.

Accidentally dropping my laptop once. Nothing happened to it, though.
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Old 01 Aug 2007, 03:23   #8 (permalink)
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65% that nothing more floor has been more. I have had my entire floor covered with clothes once. I mean you could not see the floor at all.
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Old 01 Aug 2007, 04:41   #9 (permalink)
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Yes, but that's 65% lego parts, and 25% other stuff. And the lego is always on the floor.
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Old 01 Aug 2007, 04:51   #10 (permalink)
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I have a Lego star destroyer. My desk provides a cover save.
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