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Valentine's Day Tactica: Tips on getting the girl.
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 03:06   #1 (permalink)
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Default Valentine's Day Tactica: Tips on getting the girl.

Ok, being Valentine's day and all my female coworker wrote this blurb to help men understand some basic tips on impressing the opposite sex. I thought it was pretty good advice, so I told her I would post it....here it is.....

1. Be confident not obnoxious
2. Be honest about yourself but don't tell her your whole life story on the first meeting. Leave her with some mystery about yourself.
3. Speak of your mother & or sister kindly. This tells a woman a lot!!! How you treat the females in your life will show her how you will treat her.
4. Make her laugh!! show her you can be carefree and funny from time to time. Laughter relaxes people.
5. If you are going to her place to "hang out" for gods sakes bring something to drink or eat. DO NOT SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED!!!
6. If she's coming to your place to "hang out" find out ahead of time what she likes to drink or snack on and make sure to have it there!
7. Make sure your car, home/room & self are clean and properly groomed. Dirtiness is a turn off!
8. Always open all doors and unless its determined up front the man should pay for the entire date. If you don't have money guys cook for her at your place but
again make sure its clean.
9. Have music playing in the back ground. Have a variety playing unless you know what she likes. Music will cover up the awkward pauses in conversation.
10. Have things in mind to talk about ahead of time. In the event of the awkward pause.
11. Keep the date light and not too heavy. Don't plan on getting her in the sack on the first date unless she's just that.. the first of many. If you don't make any attempts to "seal the deal" right a way she'll feel appreciated and she'll also feel in control. Girls like this and more than likely she'll be ripping your pants off by the second date.
12. RESPECT! have respect for her and yourself
And most important....
13. Don't tell her you're a GAMER!!! Let her find out by accident one day as she's riffling through your stuff. When she asks about the cloak and dagger explain that its something you do when you are not with her. If she acts interested you scored and maybe she'll join in... if she acts like she could care less... you scored and it looks like you'll still get laid and can play. If she's turned off and runs then she wasn't meant for you and hopeful you nailed her on the first date and she'll be the first of many!
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 03:30   #2 (permalink)
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From what I've heard and according to my old neighbour the ability to cook is considered an asset.
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THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wait.... I am SUPPOSE to feed her? Crap...
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 04:18   #5 (permalink)
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THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, you just thanked yourself. ;D
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 07:19   #6 (permalink)
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Wow, finally a tactica that`s probably usable for EVERYONE on this board- well, exept for Minako, obviously...

Someone Karma him ;D
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 09:49   #7 (permalink)
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Pfft. I Know how to treat woman, i am a woman myself. Plus, I like to take women out too!! Just depends if they bend my way .
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 10:16   #8 (permalink)
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Wait.... I am SUPPOSE to feed her? Klkn...
Let her starve... maybe she'll see things your way.
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 10:55   #9 (permalink)
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And to make things fair... here's how to get a guy.

1) Turn up naked.


Yeah, it's a lot of hard work, but you girls (and homosexuals) can't have everything easy! ;D
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Old 15 Feb 2007, 10:58   #10 (permalink)
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Pfft. I Know how to treat woman, i am a woman myself.
That`s what I meant, actually. You don`t need those tips, with you being A a girl and B no gamer (how DID you find these boards, anyhow?).

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Wait.... I am SUPPOSE to feed her? Klkn...
Apparently, you are. Although a length of chocolade or similat candys can work as well (of course, depends on the girl - but I don`t know a single girl who DOESN`T like chocolate... hmm... chocolate...)

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1) Turn up naked.
That made me chuckle, cause it`s true... ;D
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