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Old 14 Feb 2007, 16:10   #1 (permalink)
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You have just succeeded in a power coup and are now in control of the entire world! What are the first ten things you'd do?

1. I'd change Canada to Canadia
2. Make the oval office a circle
3. Train squads of missile toting penguins to defend my antarctic base
4. Commandeer a really comfy chair
5. Take a nap in said chair
6. Watch some TV
7. Destroy any remaining pockets of resistance with said penguins
8. Grow the worlds largest banana
9. Smack all involved in politics currently
10. Change all references of "Global Climate Change" to "The greenhouse effect"

Thats what I'd do, how about you?
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 17:32   #2 (permalink)
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1. I'd change Canada to Canadia
... why?

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1. Ban on hydrocarbon-burning power plants, SUVs, dangerous pesticides, etc.
2. Manditory global emmisions testing for all vehicles, conversion to nuclear power for large ocean vessels.
3. Ban on celebrity shows; psychiatric care for star-sychophants.
4. Legalizing gay marriage, promotion of fringe rights.
5. Readjusting taxation to penalize the rich and large corporations.
6. Disarmament of all nuclear weapons.
7. Crackdown on religious and political extremists.
8. Replace prisons with free labour camps.
9. Streamline government beaurocracy.
10. Divert funding into healthcare and education.
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 18:35   #3 (permalink)
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1.) make the us the leading state of the world.
2.) make all countries states
3.) find something to wage war on :P
4.) make it law for every state to have a foot ball team
5.) ban all media from covering any millitary events or goverment events
6.) hire scientists to make warhmmer figures remote controlled
7.) war games!
8.) Crackdown on religious and political extremists.
9.) swim
10.) go to the movies
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 19:04   #4 (permalink)
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1. Put all the fat people in one place
2. Kill all chavs (Townies/preps)
3. Give myself all the diamonds in the world!
4. all the clothes in the world
5. a really comfy chair and make it mine
6. Live with yuki and my friends
7. change what i look like
8. Equal rights acctually matter
9. stop global warming
10. Kill anyone who doesn't obey me.
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 19:11   #5 (permalink)
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oh noes...in response to that.

1. Put all the fat people in one place (it would have to be a reaaaly big place though)
2. Kill all chavs SLOWLY ^-^ *sharpens knives*
3. Reinstate the soviet union
4. Give myself all the clothes in the world *everyone naked sept me lol*
5. a really comfy chair and make it mine
6. Live with Minako and my friends
7. Stop Minako changing what she looked like
8. Equal rights acctually matter
9. Reverse Global warming. Eternal Winter ftw!!!
10. Kill anyone who doesn't obey me.
MAKE TEAM AMERICA!!!!
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 19:26   #6 (permalink)
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1. Disarm the world (everything - from small arms to the bomb. The only way to wield a weapon is joining the police or volunteering for the militia (AFTER the obligatory civil/military service))
2. Make sure the universal human rights finally become universal.
3. Drop the Hammer real hard on anything dangerous to the continued existence of the system of said human rights (extremists, George Bush, etc, etc).
4. Separate church from... world government? Well, that should be easy...
5. Get a comfy chair.
6. Do something about corporations (you don`t want to pay taxes? Well, where do you wanna go? Mars?)
7. Do something about the climate change (i.e. stop it - see #6).
8. At least 10 years of education for everyone, focussing on history (STOP REPEATING THE MISTAKES FROM THE PAST!), languages, philosophy (and, of course, grammar - spelling is one of the main problems right now, imo *g*), to educate young people to be responsible members of my utopian "family of men".
9. Make the Victorias Secret Fashion show a private screening in my throne room.
10: And after I finally have created this Utopia on Earth... IŽd shoot every smoker who dares to smoke in a non-smoking zone.

And that`s even about the right order I`d do it...
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 19:34   #7 (permalink)
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1. Party!
2. Deliver the worlds dumbest people unto the "chainsaw of natural selection".
3. Make sure giant corporations can't get away with murder
4. Round up the corrupt and seize their assets. Money not gained honestly is not deserved. This money will be used to help fund humanitarian efforts
5. Put an end to worker exploitation. Executives of companies that continue to exploit their workers may be declared corrupt (see #4)
6. Tax Brackets will be eliminated. Instead a mathematical sliding scale will be used to make taxes fair for all (ie. so you can't get bumped into another bracket by working some overtime and suddenly be forced to pay a lot more)
7. Massive funding for projects such as Habitat for Humanity that seek to help out the poor.
8. Create a World Disaster Relief fund where all countries contribute a percentage of their money to a central bank that shall fund reconstruction efforts in disaster stricken areas.
9. Large amounts of funding to be sunk into alternative fuel research
10. Encourage moderation in political, religious and social ideas
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 19:41   #8 (permalink)
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Oh I forgot something:
"Take care of the Paris Hilton Problem"....
Should probably rank somewhere around number 3....
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 20:47   #9 (permalink)
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1) Blame all world problems on the previous administration.
2) Announce that the world is so screwed up that it will probably not all be fixed in my lifetime.
3) Declare that I am willing to make hard choices for the good of mankind.
4) Pronounce myself King, and establish a Global Monarchy, the centre of which shall be in England.
5) Get a TV the size of a small cinema screen.
6) Get a PS3.
7) Command Sony remake FF7.
8) Get several tons of chocolate ice-cream.
9) Get a harem of extremely attractive women who are in dire need of male company.
10) Lock the door for a fortnight.
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Old 14 Feb 2007, 21:34   #10 (permalink)
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1) Blame all world problems on the previous administration.
2) Announce that the world is so screwed up that it will probably not all be fixed in my lifetime.
3) Declare that I am willing to make hard choices for the good of mankind.
4) Pronounce myself King, and establish a Global Monarchy, the centre of which shall be in England.
5) Get a TV the size of a small cinema screen.
6) Get a PS3.
7) Command Sony remake FF7.
8) Get several tons of chocolate ice-cream.
9) Get a harem of extremely attractive women who are in dire need of male company.
10) Lock the door for a fortnight.
Sae here, except I's get the second one to "I'd gets all the cookies in the world"
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