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Old 09 Feb 2007, 21:17   #1 (permalink)
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Those of you familiar with the comedy of Bill Maher probably know what this is about, but for those of you who don't, it's sort of like a mini rant.

New Rule: No more movies based on albums.

Green day has recently announced that they are planning on making thier atrocious "American Idiot" Album into a movie. What The Y'xauk? The only reason pink floyd made "The Wall" into a movie is because they had allot of money lying around and they wahted something that would be cool to watch while high. If I wanted naive, MTV grade political commentary I would actually listen to people at school when they talk politics.

(You're supposed to post your own new rules after me, and they don't have to be about movies BTW)
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Old 09 Feb 2007, 21:20   #2 (permalink)
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Hey I liked The Wall and I don't get high :P
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Old 09 Feb 2007, 21:25   #3 (permalink)
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Hehe...

New rule: If your movie has made 2 successful movies in a row, chances are you're going to screw it up on the 3rd. Stop while you're ahead.

Example: Alien! Alien 1 was great, Alien 2 was pretty good, but 3 and 4 were crap.
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Old 10 Feb 2007, 04:57   #4 (permalink)
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RULE: Do not make a sequel. Make a good movie.
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Old 10 Feb 2007, 05:03   #5 (permalink)
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Rule: Shut before you dig yourself a grave

A friend of mine just dug himself into a six foot grave when he started harassing his would-be-girlfriend a little past funny. Now she's brusque with him and he's still wondering why she doesn't like him as much.
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Old 10 Feb 2007, 05:47   #6 (permalink)
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New Rule: Stop making me go places with my ex damnit! :P
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Old 10 Feb 2007, 10:22   #7 (permalink)
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New rule: Girls should stop being so cruel with boys :P
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Old 10 Feb 2007, 12:53   #8 (permalink)
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New rule: All players Draw 5 cards.
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Old 10 Feb 2007, 16:39   #9 (permalink)
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New rule: Girls should ask out boys. Sometimes. At least once.
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New Rule: You can't post in this thread ;D :P >
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