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The Immortal Black Mage's Teleportation Experiments
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 00:46   #1 (permalink)
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Welcome all... I am here today to show to the world my teleporter.

Version 1.0- it has a cup holder and can teleport to anywhere you want!

Allow me to demonstrate...

Click, click, click. Snap! (ringing noise) *Massive explosion*

Ouch... Back to the drawing board... Tell me what I need to fix it...
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 00:52   #2 (permalink)
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Good luck with breaking physics.

One senior in my school broke gravity so I think you can do it.
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 01:54   #3 (permalink)
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Err...what exactly is the point of this?
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 01:56   #4 (permalink)
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Err...what exactly is the point of this?
Same point as every thing else here, to attempt to enslave human civilization starting one 40k fan board at a time.


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Old 08 Feb 2007, 03:03   #5 (permalink)
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Get with the picture 1shot. there was a huge thread on this way back when
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 03:19   #6 (permalink)
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(THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE SERIOUS!)

Bah! I'll show you all!

Version 1.5- A cup holder, a fluffy chair, a DVD player, and can teleport to anywhere you want!

Allow me to demonstrate... and now it will work

Click, click, click. Rattle, Rattle, Rattle... Snap! (ringing noise and kalxon) *Massive explosion*

Owie... Maybe it needs more stuff... Tell me what I need to fix it...
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 03:27   #7 (permalink)
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Theoreticly I think if you go 3 times the speed of light you can break the time barrier. I know it's a multiple of the SoL.
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 03:33   #8 (permalink)
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It needs more cowbell.
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 03:56   #9 (permalink)
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Tazers! And ham. Lots of ham.
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Old 08 Feb 2007, 05:46   #10 (permalink)
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version 1.8- A cup holder, a fluffy chair, a DVD player, and a fridge that rings a cow bell when you open it! Oh ya and can teleport to anywhere you want!

and now it shall work

Click, click, click, beep, beep, BEEP... snap! *Massive explosion*
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