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Old 22 Jan 2007, 20:49   #1 (permalink)
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Default Destroy that planet!!

Basicaly, think of the best, funniest, or most brutal way to destroy a planet and it's population. I'll start:

Using the nightbringers god-like powers, i unleash a dark hole near the planet which tears it apart(simple, but effective).
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 21:00   #2 (permalink)
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Hmmm...

EASY! Send that planet into orbit around another, larger planet - technically, it is a moon now ;D

Alternative: Hit it with a bigger planet
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 21:08   #3 (permalink)
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I get a mega awesome giga death ray of supreme destructioness and fire it at Pluto completely obliterating the PLANET. Yes that's right I said Pluto is a planet, what are you gonna do, sue me? Good luck.
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 21:34   #4 (permalink)
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To have a moon crash into us. So I can have as ool a death as chewbacca did ^_^
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 21:41   #5 (permalink)
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Cummon Elf that's a lame death

*In SW heaven

Darth Maul: So how did you guys end up here
Darth Vader: I redeemed my self from the evil forces clouding my mind and murdered my former master to save the life of my son with my last ounce of strength. :rockon:
Palpatine: I was betrayed by my former apprentice who sent me hurtling to my death in a last ditch effort to save his son. :rockon:
Qui Gon Jinn: I was killed in an epic duel with a sith lord. :rockon:
Chewbacca: Well I beat you all, a moon fell on me :P (Or in reality "Mraaaaa, nruuuaaaaaaa, mreeaaaaa")
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 21:42   #6 (permalink)
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Its all about extermanus. I know that it won't really kill the planet, but it will scorch pretty much everything on the planet, if thats what you mean.
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 21:45   #7 (permalink)
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Hmm - wait - do you mean LITERALLY destroy the planet? Or just eradicte its population?

Because, if you want to eradicate a planet as such, HERE`s a link for your enjoyment... http://qntm.org/destroy
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 21:45   #8 (permalink)
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One word- Aids.
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 22:48   #9 (permalink)
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Pelt the population with pastry and hope they suffocate.
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Old 22 Jan 2007, 22:55   #10 (permalink)
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I'd slowly start moving the planet closer to its sun, so that the temperature slowly rises to near - unbearable levels.
First their crops would die then their wildlife would die then the populace would also die. Then the planet would burn up or something.....
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